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Solved this problem for my partner a long time ago with an x-acto blade, Elmer’s glue, and a dream.
Photo of a hardback copy of Jewel’s poetry book ‘a night without armor.’ The 2nd photo reveals that a hole has been carved out of the pages and a Kindle paperwhite e-reader is fitted inside.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Not the smuttiest but the most “what the fuck” I’ve seen in North Carolina.
Horrible barbecue poster that has drawings of two pigs in stereotypical garb (glasses, scarves, hoodies) that reads: “Will you get a load of the creative pigsters?”
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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My GOAT
Photo of a big green tube of body scrub. It is labelled with the mid-aughts style of Bath and Body Works Aromatherapy Stress Relief Eucalyptus Spearmint - a clean and soothing smell that I have loved for 20 years.
September 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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The sprinkles one has been sold out for MONTHS.
Which I know because I caved and got the pretty green one instead
Mini korvid flipper knife undead print; green handle. Basically a 2.5 inch fold up butcher knife for the babydoll apocalypse.
September 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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My mom’s nugget Liza Jane approves this message.
Small mackerel tabby cat looking content on a folded up white quilt. She is missing her left eye due to a birth defect and her right eye has some cloudiness from damage as a kitten. She is a perfect angel who never bites my fingertips not once never ever.
September 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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More stripes
Walter, a mackeral tabby, 16 years young and pure derp makes himself at home on an antique quilt.
August 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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She was fantastic in Outer Range - a show that was critically under watched while being absolutely stacked with talent.
Josh Brolin!
Lily Taylor!
Tamara Podemski!
Will Patton!
Imogen Poots (a white woman with long messy blonde hair wearing a flannel shirt over another shirt and too many necklaces) giving crazy eyes in the tv show Outer Range.
August 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Another ranch hand reporting for duty.
July 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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There are 2 North Carolina sauces though (I don’t truck with the break down of tomato into 2 groups here.)
A map of North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, and Georgia that indicates what kind of barbecue sauce they prefer. The best Carolina is a split between tomato based, light tomato based and vinegar based. Light tomato based is a weird way to say Lexington style but I’ll take it.
July 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Looks like a rebranded Kreamy King to me.
A white man in a white button up shirt and visor with embroidered logos that read Kreamy King. Yes with a K. His name tag says Coach Robbie. It’s an advertisement for the Comedy Central show Robbie starring comedian Rory Scovel. They only made one season which is a shame.
June 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I didn't spend an hour making this. Please don't put in the newspaper I spent an hour making this.
The mentioned meme but make it Randolph County North Carolina. Huge impact font reads RANDOLPH COUNTY MENTIONED. The anime girl is holding a glass with the NC Zoo logo over it, her bottle has the Randolph Mall sign. She is layered over a map of Seagrove potteries with screenshots of the Pisgah covered bridge, the Golden Waffle "Serving Asheboro since 1974" and the county logo reading 1779 along side. To her left is an old black and white photo of folks in the late 1800's in front of the Deep River Dam in Randleman where Naomi Wise is said to have been drowned by her lover. Yes, it's the literal folk song. I should have put Elizabeth Cotton in this meme too. There is also a sign from the NC Folklife Institute explaining the story of Naomi Wise. Best of all, there is the Sir Pizza knight from the Fayetteville street location standing on top of the anime girl's eyebrows. God I want a pepperoni with extra cheese now.
June 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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This is all the energy I can muster in 2025.
A muted pastel rainbow with white sparkles arcs from 9 to 2 on the clock. The text reads in a mauve sans serif font: Have the day you voted for.
May 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The photo is black and white with very 2008 art school vibes. There is a white torso with a black tattoo of the muted post horn from Trystero group in The Crying of Lot 49, it is a made of simple but thick black lines. The woman in the photo is making an odd face; you can only see her mouth because the photo cuts off at the nostrils.
May 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I don’t know what their party affiliation or platform on the issues was but this local kid could have had my vote based on vibes.
Campaign sign for a Gen Z politician. It’s white with a teal smear and then a purple zig zag across it. It’s the solo jazz cup logo - a 90’s icon. It reads Shaughnessy IV for Mayor 2024 Let’s make it happen
April 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Can't see the red contacts here but it tracks.
Animated GIF from Ghost World. A mulleted man shopping at the convenience store removes his shirt and pulls out his nunchucks. He says "Rock 'n'roll, baby. Freedom of Speech."
April 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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The DNA test (i know...) said pitbull, staffordshire, chow, and German shepherd. I think Carolina dog maybe but 101% beauty dog.
A gorgeous mutt of a dog named Margot. She is a light tan with soulful brown eyes, white fur around her nose, sitting on a lawn strewn with dead yellow leaves. She is looking into the middle distance through you and into forever. the same very beautiful tan dog looking off camera like a glamour shot. Her eyes are ringed in black like a model and her fur feels like a slick cloud.
March 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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(thanks to @nlbray.bsky.social‬ for the only acceptable time AI has ever been used for anything)
AI generated drawing of a white lady screaming no beside of a smiling wolf. It is the Sickos meme recreated with Naomi Wolf saying No! No!! while ostensibly looking at a tweet about Paddington bear and vaccines. made by ‪@nlbray.bsky.social‬
March 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Also gonna need a carve out for my cat when at the vet. #spicykitten
Edie is at the vet. She is a tabico (half tabby/half calico cat) and she is fuckin' SPICY. She is sitting in her soft sided olive green carrier with a murderous look on her face. As the kids would say, she is serving cunt.
February 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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The first time I saw the phrase was pre-Dune and I thought it was a cool ass reference to Judith Butler. I will always think this.
Also BumLung makes the best shirts.
Photo of a headless white person with strong freckled arms wearing a black t-shirt with a drawing in white ink of a retro-futuristic computer pierced with arrows. The text reads BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW! Send computers to hell. If you make a robot I will kill you. Designed and screen printed by BumLung - the hero who gave us "Be Gay Do Crimes." https://www.etsy.com/listing/1684480660/butlerian-jihad-now-dune-black-luddite
January 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Not sure why he posted about the paywalls like this but I'm giving the benefit of the doubt since dude is a great cartoonist who gave us this gem: knowyourmeme.com/memes/teen-c...
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Teen Comix strip by Branson Reece from 2015. This is a popular and easily photoshoppable meme. first panel shows a white guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "No Fear." A Black walks towards him waving; he has writing on his shirt too. second panel is a closeup on the Black guy's shirt. It reads: "What if they made Simpsons porn illegal?" third panel is the white guy alone but now his shirt reads: "One Fear."
January 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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My cat Edie welcomes her to the club.
A petite tabico cat sits in sunlight staring at the camera.
January 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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If you're still looking, I have a big orange stray named Buddy Roe who very much needs an indoor home (my cats and dog already said no.)
He's getting neutered on Jan. 8th and has just gotten all his vaccines last week. If y'all are at all interested, please let me know.
Portrait mode photo of a big orange cat. his eyes are yellow and his nose and lips are very pink with some freckles. He currently has 3 names: Buddy Roe, Dusty Rhodes, and Timothy Thomas.
December 23, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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I gifted myself to a full set of PeeWee's Playhouse temporary tattoos earlier this year. $10 on eBay for a little treat.
A sheet of temporary tattoos titled Playhouse tattoos 8 of 12 sheets. These are from PeeWee's Playhouse and they are gorgeous. Drawing of a green monster with 8 arms and a beak. Drawing of an open blue eye that says Third Eye. Drawing of PeeWee Herman that says Peewee means loves. Drawing of a creature in orange that says Pur. Drawing of an angry duck face that says Mad Duck. Drawing of a raised fist that says Black Power. Drawing of a pile of boards with eyes and teeth that says Swab the deck.
December 19, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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Welcome to the ghoul gang
Screenshot from Wikipedia: Swisher wrote of her experiences working for The McLaughlin Group in a 2018 Slate article, in which she alleged that host John McLaughlin abused staff and sexually harassed women. Reflecting on his death from prostate cancer in 2016, she wrote, "I’m so glad he’s dead. Seriously, I’m glad he’s dead. He was a jackass. He deserved it."[34]
December 5, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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In 2019, I got glamoured at the shelter by this kitten who looked like the child of a fennec fox.
4 years later, she’s finally grown into those ears.
Tiny kitten with huge ears at the animal shelter. She looks vaguely like a fennec Fox but also Hannibal Lecter; she’s behind plexiglass and might cut you. The same cat 4 years later; laying on a bed in the sun, a little bigger and a lot more content. Her name is Edie and she’s Carolina Reaper level spicy.
June 22, 2024 at 6:13 AM