I’ve got a question for men who walk around with toothpicks in their mouths. Why?
June 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’ve got a question for men who walk around with toothpicks in their mouths. Why?
Dating apps are the most fun when a person looks like an entirely different individual in every photo, leaving you to ruminate on whether you could conceivably love them from every angle
March 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Dating apps are the most fun when a person looks like an entirely different individual in every photo, leaving you to ruminate on whether you could conceivably love them from every angle
Remembering the boy in middle school who thought I was unkempt simply because my hair was curly
February 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Remembering the boy in middle school who thought I was unkempt simply because my hair was curly
“Damn” is the coolest curse & no I will not substantiate that claim, it should be self-explanatory
February 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“Damn” is the coolest curse & no I will not substantiate that claim, it should be self-explanatory
I am not a big believer in bananas
February 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I am not a big believer in bananas
I am The Boy Who Cried Wolf. (I say “ouch” whenever something does not hurt & only minorly inconveniences me, i.e. accidentally pulling my laptop charger from its port)
March 15, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I am The Boy Who Cried Wolf. (I say “ouch” whenever something does not hurt & only minorly inconveniences me, i.e. accidentally pulling my laptop charger from its port)
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It's Leap Day. Post frog
February 29, 2024 at 6:02 AM
It's Leap Day. Post frog
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You see other people on social media making points and you think you also have to Make A Point. This leads to some of the worst posts of all time. It's ok to just goof around instead
January 30, 2024 at 3:00 AM
You see other people on social media making points and you think you also have to Make A Point. This leads to some of the worst posts of all time. It's ok to just goof around instead
What separates good writers from great writers? The ardent application of alliteration
February 10, 2024 at 12:55 AM
What separates good writers from great writers? The ardent application of alliteration
Hoefler Text is my emotional support font
December 20, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Hoefler Text is my emotional support font
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thankful for another social media platform to make me feel ignored and insignificant. 🥰
November 23, 2023 at 8:07 PM
thankful for another social media platform to make me feel ignored and insignificant. 🥰
Wondering when in this life I’ll be able to hold a plank without my noodle arms shaking cartoonishly, under the watchful glare of the gym warden, brandishing a 2x4 to smack me with
October 11, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Wondering when in this life I’ll be able to hold a plank without my noodle arms shaking cartoonishly, under the watchful glare of the gym warden, brandishing a 2x4 to smack me with