BriteHope
britehope.bsky.social
BriteHope
@britehope.bsky.social
British textile artist, fanfic writer, k-pop fan and doll collector. Fandom old lady.
That's a great skirt, I just realised that her blue lower legs with the fins and those shoes make her look like she's wearing leg warmers!
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Yeah but pretty much all Pratchett's couples are like this. Ysabel and Mort? Magrat and Verence? In fact I think the most genuine romance I think I've seen in any Pratchett couple is the dwarf king and his paramour (I forget the name, it's been a while since I last read Thud)
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
If Teppic had been raised in Djelibeybi then he and Ptraci would absolutely have ended up together, but he'd spent too much time in Ankh-Morpork and so the idea of incestuous royal relationships wasn't normal to him anymore. Just like it was normal to the ancient Egyptian ruling families.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I get the feeling that Terry preferred to go from 'are not together' to 'are a couple' and just sort of... skip the messy bit in between. He didn't seem to even really want to deal with the major romances of Carrot/Angua or Vimes/Sybil, just letting them sort of... happen.
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
And even if all the brown people were gone it would be the English against the Irish, Scots and Welsh, and then we'd be back to the Christians agaist everyone else, and then the Protestants against the Catholics....

Some people aren't happy unless they have someone to hate.
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
If you were a farm worker in the 1790's you didn't really get a choice about sensory hell, you put on your smock and you went out to herd the sheep. Also it wasn't a close-fitting garment, more like a unisex tunic-dress thing that you wore over your chemise and either skirts or pants.
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
When I was a little kid smocking was popular for little kid clothes because we didn't grow out of it so fast. This was, of course, after the invention of shirring elastic, which kicked it up another level.
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Given that it made for, what, four times the density of fabric in some very hard-wearing areas, it also meant that the garment would be expected to live through a lot of hard work. Smocks were clothes for working people, farmers, milkmaids, carters and the like.
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
People used to put it on garments where the wearer would be expected to grow - shoulders, arms, back and chest, especially. And then when the wearer DID grow, they'd cut the stitches and iron out the pleats and the smock would last a lot longer! 1/2
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I do it! I have the little auto-widget that won't let me post unless I have the alt-text!
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Do it you'll love it.
Hot tip: The floss is not meant to be used as it comes, it's six seperate threads in one and the pattern will tell you how many you need. Usually two for the crosses and one for outlines.
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Unless you also count wolverines, which are the largest members of the mustelid family and therefore technically the most amount of animal you can get that you can call a weasel.
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I very much agree with this lady. Also with the choices of frilly pink lady. A fashionable post today!
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I really love your work! You're such a talented artist, you must have been doing this for such a long time to get so good!
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I love your little character portraits and I keep thinking maybe I should doodle some of them, I am so out of practice, after all.
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
that outfit is just rectangles of plastic with serged edges, isn't it. The very cheapest possible.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Woah, sounds expensive! Glad it's working for you tho.
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
*grabby grabby* What did you buy, my skin is horrible in exactly the same way and my mother won't get off my case about it, please help me.
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
RED STUFF:
- sauteed onions + garlic
- mince/quorn mince
- whatever beans, veggies you have on hand, frozen and canned are fine
- canned tomatoes and/or puree
- spices to taste, can be made into chili
- serve over rice/potatoes/pasta, or under cheesy mash or potato waffles with cheese melted on top.
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Next lot, now! 🧵
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I keep meaning to, but I don't have a real worktable, let alone the storage space for the finished product. Maybe if I can make something held together with magnets that I can take apart and mix and match?

Some day, anyway.
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I would love this movie!
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM