I wander the streets in reason and eternity
July 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I wander the streets in reason and eternity
WHAT IF THE EARLY BIRD HATES WORMS???
July 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
WHAT IF THE EARLY BIRD HATES WORMS???
They tried to kill me... to bad I am made of medal
February 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
They tried to kill me... to bad I am made of medal
The bitches love me for my takeaways from scenarios
November 26, 2024 at 1:35 AM
The bitches love me for my takeaways from scenarios
Reposted by Brock Gorgeous
Morning scholars! What's your favorite thing to do outside?
October 26, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Morning scholars! What's your favorite thing to do outside?
Id be very interested to see someone who is not me apply my philosophies.
October 21, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Id be very interested to see someone who is not me apply my philosophies.
Invented a new kind of Platonic dialogue that involves twerking
October 11, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Invented a new kind of Platonic dialogue that involves twerking
staring into a mirror and waiting for your own face to become the devils face and it never does
October 9, 2024 at 3:50 PM
staring into a mirror and waiting for your own face to become the devils face and it never does
Saw someone trip and fall off the bus today. Ha ha ha. Couldn't be me. I don't fall down.
October 2, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Saw someone trip and fall off the bus today. Ha ha ha. Couldn't be me. I don't fall down.
If you like pickles but not cucumbers you should not legally be allowed to consent to sex
September 29, 2024 at 1:38 AM
If you like pickles but not cucumbers you should not legally be allowed to consent to sex
When I was 10 years old I asked my mother "why do I have to clean my room today only for it to be dirtied again tomorrow" she said "I an leaving to go buy marijuana"
September 23, 2024 at 4:08 PM
When I was 10 years old I asked my mother "why do I have to clean my room today only for it to be dirtied again tomorrow" she said "I an leaving to go buy marijuana"
Today I overheard a twenty-something white man explaining a Counter-strike joke to his disinterested Asian girlfriend.
Sometimes life will gift you a reflection of yourself; you must not be scared to look it in the eye.
Sometimes life will gift you a reflection of yourself; you must not be scared to look it in the eye.
September 20, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Today I overheard a twenty-something white man explaining a Counter-strike joke to his disinterested Asian girlfriend.
Sometimes life will gift you a reflection of yourself; you must not be scared to look it in the eye.
Sometimes life will gift you a reflection of yourself; you must not be scared to look it in the eye.
I go to the strip club for the mise en scene
September 20, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I go to the strip club for the mise en scene
I just invented capital numbers. They're like regular numbers but big.
September 19, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I just invented capital numbers. They're like regular numbers but big.
How would you feel if i challenged your worldview right now? How would you feel if i stroked your worldview to completion?
September 18, 2024 at 6:43 PM
How would you feel if i challenged your worldview right now? How would you feel if i stroked your worldview to completion?
I'll have you know I only watch three YouTube athiests
September 15, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I'll have you know I only watch three YouTube athiests
What is girlfriend? I only know knowledge and books and little pre-packaged cheese trays
September 13, 2024 at 9:02 PM
What is girlfriend? I only know knowledge and books and little pre-packaged cheese trays
I can cry on command
September 13, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I can cry on command
Had a prophetic vision of myself crying in 2 hours
September 13, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Had a prophetic vision of myself crying in 2 hours
Yes, child, tread those trodden lines. Ride those worn grooves until all that's left is dust. Look at you go! Look how joyed you are! So joyed to destroy the footpaths others have created. Ask yourself: are you gay?
September 12, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Yes, child, tread those trodden lines. Ride those worn grooves until all that's left is dust. Look at you go! Look how joyed you are! So joyed to destroy the footpaths others have created. Ask yourself: are you gay?
IF SHES YOUR GIRL WHY IS SHE FAWNING OVER MY BOILING HOT INTELLECT AND INTUITIVE PULSE ON MOST DISCOURSE
September 10, 2024 at 11:12 AM
IF SHES YOUR GIRL WHY IS SHE FAWNING OVER MY BOILING HOT INTELLECT AND INTUITIVE PULSE ON MOST DISCOURSE
A watched pot never boils. A occasionally checked on pot boils at unknown pace. A pot never seen has and will never boil and does not exist
September 9, 2024 at 11:08 PM
A watched pot never boils. A occasionally checked on pot boils at unknown pace. A pot never seen has and will never boil and does not exist
I don't have schizophrenic
but I do have Visions
but I do have Visions
September 9, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I don't have schizophrenic
but I do have Visions
but I do have Visions
Every woman I see is the prettiest woman I've ever seen because I am a feminist and I lack object permanence
September 9, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Every woman I see is the prettiest woman I've ever seen because I am a feminist and I lack object permanence