Bromp.
@bromptongravy.bsky.social
Cybersecurity enthusiast, Musician, Chicago. Neurodivergent. Lurker ‘92 til Infinity
Gretchen, stop trying to make Totenkopf happen.
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Gretchen, stop trying to make Totenkopf happen.
"Wrong hole, JD! That's the cushion crease"
February 11, 2026 at 10:30 PM
"Wrong hole, JD! That's the cushion crease"
Thanks for this! Such depth of context and history and storytelling! I don't think there's been another Superbowl Halftime show performance that did so much in terms of history and storytelling. But then I remembered that in 2001, Britney Spears wore a gym sock on her arm, so
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Thanks for this! Such depth of context and history and storytelling! I don't think there's been another Superbowl Halftime show performance that did so much in terms of history and storytelling. But then I remembered that in 2001, Britney Spears wore a gym sock on her arm, so
Absolute fever dream material
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Absolute fever dream material
fuuuuuuuuuuuck, that aged like milk.
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
fuuuuuuuuuuuck, that aged like milk.
I was expecting CSAM, tbh
January 30, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I was expecting CSAM, tbh
Holding corpses in cupped hands: “please. our assets”
January 26, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Holding corpses in cupped hands: “please. our assets”
I wish they'd re-run this shirt
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January 21, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I wish they'd re-run this shirt
I do this when making mac & cheese for the kids! They call it "the wrecking noodle."
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I do this when making mac & cheese for the kids! They call it "the wrecking noodle."
Kelly Clarkson tho?
January 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Kelly Clarkson tho?
He's been rocking the Hugo Boss for a while now. Yelling commands while wearing his dad's overcoat is really not casting the image he's going for.
January 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
He's been rocking the Hugo Boss for a while now. Yelling commands while wearing his dad's overcoat is really not casting the image he's going for.
Turns out Will Stancil is the kind of person working on the side of progress/resistance who shows up IRL, and maybe worries less about the online part? Huge if true.
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Turns out Will Stancil is the kind of person working on the side of progress/resistance who shows up IRL, and maybe worries less about the online part? Huge if true.
#WhatchaSayNahChuck Compilation
YouTube video by Spice's Universe
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
It’s just this term’s version of “eat the meatloaf”
This is the "Mitt Romney Meatloaf" moment of the second term, right? Just the same photo of someone looking into the camera, uncomfortably acknowledging that their fealty-sacrifice is being memorialized.
January 16, 2026 at 8:03 AM
It’s just this term’s version of “eat the meatloaf”
Reposted by Bromp.
Ghost of Kiev? psshh! I’ll take the Twin Cities Piss-Missile
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Ghost of Kiev? psshh! I’ll take the Twin Cities Piss-Missile
Ghost of Kiev? psshh! I’ll take the Twin Cities Piss-Missile
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Ghost of Kiev? psshh! I’ll take the Twin Cities Piss-Missile
Using this video as a gullibility test for my friends and loved ones. I’d rather they be fooled by this AI slop, so that they might be ready for all the scary stuff that will be used to influence or stop future elections.
January 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Using this video as a gullibility test for my friends and loved ones. I’d rather they be fooled by this AI slop, so that they might be ready for all the scary stuff that will be used to influence or stop future elections.
I live within a block of where most of this video was shot. And seeing the spot where my kids now play little league, having loved this video since before they were born?
Whew!
Whew!
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I live within a block of where most of this video was shot. And seeing the spot where my kids now play little league, having loved this video since before they were born?
Whew!
Whew!
Do you ever put the key lime in the coconut? I tried it once. Nilsson wasn’t too far off.
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Do you ever put the key lime in the coconut? I tried it once. Nilsson wasn’t too far off.