Is it though?

No, this is very much real. One of several from Kent who have been charged or needed to ‘step down’.
He is only ‘former’ Reform as he decided to sit as an independent (rather than resign) I guess with a view to rejoining.

Oh…

Oh… I can’t imagine anyone saw this coming.

And then with a tiny bit of research you discover the number of children in school is going down anyway:

But what is this breaking news? Surely not Nads as well??!!
Clearly she has taken #GoNads a bit too literally and gone!!

Careful not to overdo it, Sir M. If you get too much lifted you can quickly end up looking like Noelle Edmundson.

Hmmm this chap reminds me of someone….

More of this please!
The promotion of Reform in all platforms does suggest it is the govt in waiting. Whereas the reality is their candidates and councillors are giving up seats due to past indiscretions, criminal investigations or inability to perform the role

Looks like they have already saved money in Kent:

Yep they keep falling.
Same thing happened with UKIP.
What’s more amazing is the idiots that keep voting for them…

But this explains where the US is going

Wow - how much does he want to charge for one of his hats??

Some fine specimens of motherhood, and womanhood.
One surprising omission: our Lady of the Leaves, Liz Truss.
When she trickled, we all trickled. When pie was needed, we - as all her children - got pie. And when she left, we all lost a guiding mother.
Let’s take a moment for Liz on this special day

Likewise it was only watching an old repeat that I understood why my Dad was so keen to watch Tiswas.