Would like to ask them if they'd rather have a teammate that dabbed in PEDs or one that broke a wrist engaging in activities forbidden by his contract and then lied about it.

I’m not familiar with the “Flat Arab” station.

Must be on the new 3rd Avenue line.

For a minute I thought that was a new flavor of crackers and… ew.

Mama, this surely is a dream.

Knicks have 115 with a full quarter to go.

Why is Kevin Love on this team?

My favorite is the one with Pierce Brosnan and Alan Cuming as the Russian hacker.

This might be because it's one of the HBO movies I saw 146 times as a kid. (Along with La Bamba, Hunt for Red October...)

My car also has a number of dashboard lights to warn me that a road might be icy.

Because "34 degrees" and "New Jersey" and "December" and "there's frost on the windshield" weren't enough information to lead me to that conclusion.

If I had acted based on my car's "helpful" alert, best case scenario is I run a red light.

Worst case, I get t-boned.

His last joint really wasn’t great.

Or what integrity is, apparently.