Bronaldinho Gaúcho
@brosephm.bsky.social
I have strong opinions about things that no one cares about.
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I prefer my cranberry and vodka to look like a titration.
July 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I prefer my cranberry and vodka to look like a titration.
Damn, Haliburton…
June 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Damn, Haliburton…
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We were never meant to have this much access to stupid people and their opinions.
June 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
We were never meant to have this much access to stupid people and their opinions.
Just because I haven’t been posting doesn’t mean I’ve retired. Still out here lifting heavy things and running like something’s chasing me.
#GymSky
#FitnessSky
#BlackSkyFitness
#BlackSkyOver40
#GymSky
#FitnessSky
#BlackSkyFitness
#BlackSkyOver40
June 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Just because I haven’t been posting doesn’t mean I’ve retired. Still out here lifting heavy things and running like something’s chasing me.
#GymSky
#FitnessSky
#BlackSkyFitness
#BlackSkyOver40
#GymSky
#FitnessSky
#BlackSkyFitness
#BlackSkyOver40
If this is the end, who’s trying to let me wear them like an N95?
June 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If this is the end, who’s trying to let me wear them like an N95?
For me? I'm a Manscaper. I like to keep it trimmed. For her? IDGAF. Whatever she likes. 😻 is getting devoured regardless.
Yall doing full Brazilians or you got a landing strip? 👀
June 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
For me? I'm a Manscaper. I like to keep it trimmed. For her? IDGAF. Whatever she likes. 😻 is getting devoured regardless.
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Make some noise if you Black and off work tomorrow
June 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Make some noise if you Black and off work tomorrow
If there are three open treadmills in a row, and you take the one in the middle, you're an asshole.
June 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If there are three open treadmills in a row, and you take the one in the middle, you're an asshole.
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I need coochie on my face .
June 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I need coochie on my face .
One of the reasons I love hockey and soccer.
You know why the Stanley Cup ceremony is great? Because the trophy isn't given to the owner first.
June 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
One of the reasons I love hockey and soccer.
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You know why the Stanley Cup ceremony is great? Because the trophy isn't given to the owner first.
June 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You know why the Stanley Cup ceremony is great? Because the trophy isn't given to the owner first.
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Tomorrow is one of the fun sports days of the year, when you find out everyone in the Stanley Cup Final was playing with like a torn ACL and a broken elbow for weeks.
June 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Tomorrow is one of the fun sports days of the year, when you find out everyone in the Stanley Cup Final was playing with like a torn ACL and a broken elbow for weeks.
Oh. Fuck Brad Marchand, too. That rat-faced piece of shit.
Fuck the Tkachuks. All of ‘em. Keith. Matthew. Brady. Even Taryn. Fuck ‘em.
June 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh. Fuck Brad Marchand, too. That rat-faced piece of shit.
Fuck the Tkachuks. All of ‘em. Keith. Matthew. Brady. Even Taryn. Fuck ‘em.
June 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Fuck the Tkachuks. All of ‘em. Keith. Matthew. Brady. Even Taryn. Fuck ‘em.
Panthers fans are fucking insufferable.
June 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Panthers fans are fucking insufferable.
I honestly didn’t think Skinner had been bad tonight until that last goal.
June 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I honestly didn’t think Skinner had been bad tonight until that last goal.
June 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Tom Cruise is a weirdo but these Mission: Impossible movies don't miss.
June 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Tom Cruise is a weirdo but these Mission: Impossible movies don't miss.
I wish Brad Marchand a lifetime of minor inconveniences.
June 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I wish Brad Marchand a lifetime of minor inconveniences.
I'm not saying I don't believe in Stu, but every time the puck is at that end of the ice, I hold my breath.
June 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I'm not saying I don't believe in Stu, but every time the puck is at that end of the ice, I hold my breath.
This is what I've been saying!
There is no better overtime in sports than overtime in the Stanley Cup playoffs.
June 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This is what I've been saying!
“Overtime Playoff Hockey” is a beautiful phrase!
June 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“Overtime Playoff Hockey” is a beautiful phrase!
Repost with your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
June 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Repost with your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
And yet so so good.
Throat baby was a wild ass song 😭🤣
June 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
And yet so so good.