Max Isaacson
@brosis.bsky.social
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Director/Writer. First feature (Paradise) now available on Tubi! I’m also the Kool-Aid Man’s personal insurance broker. (He/Him) (pan)
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brosis.bsky.social
Me (nailing a 95 point Hyundai vehicle inspection to the dealership door): That’ll show em!
jonbois.bsky.social
i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name
brosis.bsky.social
Fork - sword
Spoon - shield
Knife - greatsword
Chopsticks - dual wielding daggers
Soup spoon - tower shield
Salad fork - short sword
Dessert spoon - buckler
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jametc.bsky.social
if I'm not mistaken, this is the first UBI scheme where they aren't in some stupid endless "study" and finally have enough data to just simply DO it, and of course like all the studies showed, the result is a huge boost for the economy
mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
brosis.bsky.social
A skeleton walks into a bar.

Bartender: What’ll ya have?

Skeleton: A beer and a mop.
brosis.bsky.social
Sometimes you just gotta play the hits.
ygrene.bsky.social
string: (walks into bar) can i get a beer please

bartender: we don’t serve your kind in here

string: …ok (goes outside, ties self up like a pretzel, messes hair and walks back into bar)

bartender: (grumpy) aren’t you the string that was just in here

string: nope, i’m a frayed knot
brosis.bsky.social
My dear friends wrote a movie that is actually being produced, and if you know anything about this industry you understand that they’ve basically walked on water. Go get em!!!
hivemindactual.bsky.social
The Hivemind have written a movie that will star Daredevil’s very own Charlie Cox! Check out the breaking news report from Deadline for all the details! deadline.com/2025/10/synt...
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brosis.bsky.social
Angst (1983) is a wild ride and well worth your time.
brosis.bsky.social
So helpful to remember that there are movies.
brosis.bsky.social
If this is true I’m going to be a billionaire.
papapishu.bsky.social
One Battle After Another and Sinners both lay out a formula for cinema success: diverse movies where white nationalists get duffed in the most graphic way possible shot and presented in increasingly baroque high resolution formats.
brosis.bsky.social
Sometimes, as a treat, I pretend I know you people and we can have a funny back and forth where we lightly rib each other.

But then I remember the odds of that leading to one of you trying to kill my dog or measure my skull for “abnormality”.
brosis.bsky.social
The circled me and a green light emanated from their wings as I was lifted into the air by the dulcet sounds of incessant squawking. I am beyond this mortal realm. I want a cracker.
brosis.bsky.social
The skies are filled with squawks and fluttering wings. Are we under attack, invasion? Or are they friends?
Parrots!!! A few parrots sitting on top of a cypress tree. More parrots!!!
brosis.bsky.social
The parrots are moving in.
The tops of 6 cypress trees. Each one has a parrot sitting atop it.
brosis.bsky.social
This is how you do it. Materially support what you believe in!
brosis.bsky.social
If it actually did I’ll eat my hat, but a man can dream.
brosis.bsky.social
Nah, got raptured, but I’m back for two weeks to see friends. We should get coffee.
brosis.bsky.social
Thoughts on Jerry Brown after the Dead Kennedys straightened him out?
brosis.bsky.social
I got obsessed with my kidnappers so I’ve been following them to their apartments after the heist.

Mild case of Stalk Home Syndrome.
brosis.bsky.social
Ass lovers across the great state of Massachusetts will be incensed, yes, but the Tiddites will have had their day, and that’s something.
brosis.bsky.social
There is a nude beach on Martha’s Vineyard, and this flag represents that strip of sand and water, specifically.
brosis.bsky.social
I dare them to do the exploding nip.
universalhub.com
Erupting volcano, a mayflower and a ring of turkey feathers are finalists for new state flag
www.universalhub.com/2025/eruptin...
#Massachusetts
A blue hill and waves, a mayflower and a circle of turkey feathers
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augustjpollak.bsky.social
To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin.

www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
Poll: Capitalism is out … and socialism is in
The movement is gaining popularity among Democrats, a left-leaning group found.
www.politico.com