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chef boy r dyl
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Posts are not my employer’s. They’re not even mine. They come from the ether, untethered by the confines of intelligent thought
yeah but who has time for questions when there's a CHEETO in the WHITEHOUSE
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Not important but the helmet shot is kinda funny. Dude spent ten years on screen taking nuclear level blasts to the head but it’s very important he practices motorcycle safety
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
sitting derrick henry with 7 minutes left and the lead and throwing it 3 times with your backup qb is a CHOICE
December 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
why do you take derrick henry out with 7 minutes left in the game?
December 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I am pulling out my hair reading these
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Capitalism is the most perfect system ever invented and if you ask any questions about that we will bring down the power of the federal government on you to prove how perfect it is
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I mean, I had to explain to some offline friends what the gesture meant as they had never seen the stuff it springs from.

Clip does seem pretty clear that he didn’t know what he was doing, no one mentions the “Covetous Jew” thing at all. No excuse for being friends with adin ross tho
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
going on adin ross is indefensible altogether and i can't believe i'm about to say this but watching the clip it's clear adin goaded him into this, he didn't actually say "i'm gonna do the covetous jew dance" and then bust it out

puka's an idiot but unclear he actually knew what he was doing here
December 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
finally someone who understands how to write fake lyrics to the rhythm of a song
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reposted by chef boy r dyl
for the boys
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yes you were on the good list, but Santa now prioritizes Christmas Day for those on Good List Plus, upgrade now to unlock more gifts delivered right when you want them!
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ok fyi I honestly watched this based solely on your posts, hadn’t even seen the first one, and you were 100 percent right this movie slaps
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Fun fact If u eat an apple starting at the bottom then you don’t gotta worry about the core you can finish the whole apple and it’s super filling
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM