chef boy r dyl
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Posts are not my employer’s. They’re not even mine. They come from the ether, untethered by the confines of intelligent thought
Posts are not my employer’s. They’re not even mine. They come from the ether, untethered by the confines of intelligent thought
3 chorizo bacon egg and cheese tacos and a Blue Powerade
What was you college hangover cure? Mine was a spicy chicken and a frosty from Wendy's
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
3 chorizo bacon egg and cheese tacos and a Blue Powerade
It’s gonna be 80 degrees on Christmas and the gov’s only plan for this is make it illegal to ask why
“He really just hates wind,” the person [familiar with the White House’s deliberations] said.
December 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s gonna be 80 degrees on Christmas and the gov’s only plan for this is make it illegal to ask why
instead of getting kicked out fans who say heinous shit should have to hop into a penalty box where they have to play bull in the ring with the subject of their trash talk
Here’s Metcalf’s side. If he did report this fan in the past, I’m sure there’s a record of it.
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
instead of getting kicked out fans who say heinous shit should have to hop into a penalty box where they have to play bull in the ring with the subject of their trash talk
is this the ravens experience? what in the hell
December 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
is this the ravens experience? what in the hell
this has my off my rocker. I need a straight jacket
December 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
this has my off my rocker. I need a straight jacket
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Anthony Joshua punched Jake Paul so hard he hearing colors and seeing sounds right now.
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS
promise?
After briefing on strikes off Venezuela, Sen. Sheehy says “if we're going to question the legal process and the procedural process to target bad guys that this administration is using, then all of you better start cracking open every single Obama kinetic strike”
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
promise?
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It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
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for the boys
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
for the boys
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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Some experts expressed disagreement about whether the President can fly by flapping his arms very fast
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Some experts expressed disagreement about whether the President can fly by flapping his arms very fast
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"Santa Claus is coming to town" - festive, exciting
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Santa Claus is coming to town" - festive, exciting
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
Finally someone writes a song about the universal Christmas experience of dealing with the wet man
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Finally someone writes a song about the universal Christmas experience of dealing with the wet man
If I post hard enough I can manifest this into my life
This 1970 BMW R75/5 is powered by a 745cc opposed-twin paired with a four-speed transmission. It's listed now with no reserve on BaT!
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1970-bmw-r75-5-12/
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1970-bmw-r75-5-12/
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If I post hard enough I can manifest this into my life
So many people (to their credit) post comments/day dream about all the good they’d do for their communities if they had billionaire money.
The thing is, the fact those thoughts cross their mind at all is Exhibit 1/100000 as to WHY they’ll never have billionaire money
The thing is, the fact those thoughts cross their mind at all is Exhibit 1/100000 as to WHY they’ll never have billionaire money
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
So many people (to their credit) post comments/day dream about all the good they’d do for their communities if they had billionaire money.
The thing is, the fact those thoughts cross their mind at all is Exhibit 1/100000 as to WHY they’ll never have billionaire money
The thing is, the fact those thoughts cross their mind at all is Exhibit 1/100000 as to WHY they’ll never have billionaire money
Everyone hates customer service surveys BUT you do get an opportunity to leave a review. Perfect time to leave a voicemail saying “Delete your AI agent and only connect me to humans.”
December 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Everyone hates customer service surveys BUT you do get an opportunity to leave a review. Perfect time to leave a voicemail saying “Delete your AI agent and only connect me to humans.”
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
I should not have started following this account
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I should not have started following this account
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I’m alive
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I’m alive
The only silver lining on this complete shitshow is that Medicare for All will be a glaringly obvious policy winner by 2028, assuming we make it there.
Whether the Dem front runner is willing to run on it is a separate issue entirely, but one can hope.
Whether the Dem front runner is willing to run on it is a separate issue entirely, but one can hope.
NEW: Hopes fade in Congress for a health care deal before premiums soar in January
Two weeks before recess, they're nowhere close.
Senate to vote on a bill of Dems' choosing; expected to fail.
Enhanced ACA funds set to expire, as many Republicans want.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Two weeks before recess, they're nowhere close.
Senate to vote on a bill of Dems' choosing; expected to fail.
Enhanced ACA funds set to expire, as many Republicans want.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Hopes fade in Congress for a health care deal before premiums soar in January
Billions of dollars in tax credits under the Affordable Care Act are poised to expire at the end of the year. Lawmakers in both parties say they're nowhere close to a deal to renew them.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The only silver lining on this complete shitshow is that Medicare for All will be a glaringly obvious policy winner by 2028, assuming we make it there.
Whether the Dem front runner is willing to run on it is a separate issue entirely, but one can hope.
Whether the Dem front runner is willing to run on it is a separate issue entirely, but one can hope.
There’s a place for both Films and Movies and Avatar is a peak capital m Movie
you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
There’s a place for both Films and Movies and Avatar is a peak capital m Movie
Testing my parole by slamming 12 beers and hitting the interstate
BREAKING: At least 24 people are dead and 54 wounded after Israeli airstrikes in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began in October, officials say.
Israel launches strikes in Gaza ceasefire's latest test as hospitals say 20 killed
Israel's military says it has launched new airstrikes against Hamas militants in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began on October 10.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Testing my parole by slamming 12 beers and hitting the interstate
Fartin and startling a sleepy dog. What’s better. Gets me every time
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fartin and startling a sleepy dog. What’s better. Gets me every time
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NEW:
Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
w @josh-kaplan.bsky.social @amierjeski.bsky.social
Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
w @josh-kaplan.bsky.social @amierjeski.bsky.social
Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
The company is run by the husband of Noem’s chief DHS spokesperson and has personal and business ties to Noem and her aides. DHS invoked the “emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rule...
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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