Barnaby Merrill
@brtmerrill.bsky.social
Everything you loved about the Twitter account, but older, and worse.
@michaelkeshani.bsky.social Happy birthday mate. Make it 30 for 30 today (can be 250ml bottles not pints)
June 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
@michaelkeshani.bsky.social Happy birthday mate. Make it 30 for 30 today (can be 250ml bottles not pints)
Was lost in thought thinking about my opening remarks for the whole-school mock election debate, tripped on a staircase, for some reason turned to grab the bannister, missed, fractured the wrist of my writing hand six weeks before A-Levels
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
May 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Was lost in thought thinking about my opening remarks for the whole-school mock election debate, tripped on a staircase, for some reason turned to grab the bannister, missed, fractured the wrist of my writing hand six weeks before A-Levels
Back in the UK, screaming crying throwing up because you can't buy Ožujsko anywhere, bar 2.50 a can at "Hampstead Food & Drink"
May 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Back in the UK, screaming crying throwing up because you can't buy Ožujsko anywhere, bar 2.50 a can at "Hampstead Food & Drink"
10 days in Croatia- will be sad to leave
May 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
10 days in Croatia- will be sad to leave
Popped in to make a few deposits and nobody had heard of you all. Big shame.
March 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Popped in to make a few deposits and nobody had heard of you all. Big shame.
Logging into bluesky to ask a weeb question: does anyone else think the third series of Laid Back Camp is just...kind of bad? The characters don't behave the same way they used to, and the trips feel very laboured- especially the "flashback/memory world" trip with the OutClub members.
March 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Logging into bluesky to ask a weeb question: does anyone else think the third series of Laid Back Camp is just...kind of bad? The characters don't behave the same way they used to, and the trips feel very laboured- especially the "flashback/memory world" trip with the OutClub members.
Words cannot describe how frustrating it is to be re-watching 30 Rock on ITVX because it isn't on a proper streaming channel
February 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Words cannot describe how frustrating it is to be re-watching 30 Rock on ITVX because it isn't on a proper streaming channel
Leaving the house in 30 minutes for this year's Soccer Saturday challenge. Updates on where we end up to follow
February 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Leaving the house in 30 minutes for this year's Soccer Saturday challenge. Updates on where we end up to follow
Remain obsessed with the dropped alien sideplot in Happy Feet
January 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Remain obsessed with the dropped alien sideplot in Happy Feet
This Sverre Nypan bloke is such an ATTENTION SEEKER. Do not want him or his weird entourage anywhere near this club with all this ludicrous carry-on. I know he's guaranteed to go elsewhere and turn out to be the next Bellingham but it's just so BORING.
January 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This Sverre Nypan bloke is such an ATTENTION SEEKER. Do not want him or his weird entourage anywhere near this club with all this ludicrous carry-on. I know he's guaranteed to go elsewhere and turn out to be the next Bellingham but it's just so BORING.
I love Canadian leadership elections, because anyone can run in them. In fact, it's often a plus to not be in Parliament! If this was the UK, the Liberal leadership race would be a fairly dull competition between Freeland and a few other Cabinet ministers, but here anything can happen
January 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I love Canadian leadership elections, because anyone can run in them. In fact, it's often a plus to not be in Parliament! If this was the UK, the Liberal leadership race would be a fairly dull competition between Freeland and a few other Cabinet ministers, but here anything can happen
Bleak realisation: I'm now older than Cyrus from Pokemon Diamond & Pearl. He'd achieved so much already. I've wasted my life....
January 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Bleak realisation: I'm now older than Cyrus from Pokemon Diamond & Pearl. He'd achieved so much already. I've wasted my life....
This strikes me as a draw that's bad because of prior results rather than a draw that's bad in the circumstances
January 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This strikes me as a draw that's bad because of prior results rather than a draw that's bad in the circumstances
Don't like that I'm on here, but twitter is such a ghost town these days. So I've had to go woke ffs
January 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Don't like that I'm on here, but twitter is such a ghost town these days. So I've had to go woke ffs