Bruce Denby
@brucedenby.bsky.social
Scientist. Author. Umlaut conjurer.
Books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B004L2HZWE
Recent articles: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2504.12447
Books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B004L2HZWE
Recent articles: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2504.12447
Many top music hits today are completely produced by AI. AI's, in turn, are trained on all the music that's out there. Garbage in, garbage out.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Many top music hits today are completely produced by AI. AI's, in turn, are trained on all the music that's out there. Garbage in, garbage out.
Gumplitz was planning to leave the past behind, but when he took a look at the future, he began to have second thoughts.
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Gumplitz was planning to leave the past behind, but when he took a look at the future, he began to have second thoughts.
"Darling could you shred some light on this?" said Margaret, holding up the boneless chicken platter.
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
"Darling could you shred some light on this?" said Margaret, holding up the boneless chicken platter.
Republicans have it hard because they have to hate all Democrats and that's a lot of people to hate. Democrats hate Donald Trump, but they don't hate all Republicans. They simply regard them with awe.
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Republicans have it hard because they have to hate all Democrats and that's a lot of people to hate. Democrats hate Donald Trump, but they don't hate all Republicans. They simply regard them with awe.
As we get older, we understand that it's unwise to strike out in anger, largely because we've lost balance and muscle tone by then and are likely fall on our asses and hurt ourselves not to mention look like a total cod.
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
As we get older, we understand that it's unwise to strike out in anger, largely because we've lost balance and muscle tone by then and are likely fall on our asses and hurt ourselves not to mention look like a total cod.
No no, not that Barking. I'm from Barking-up-the Wrongtree. It's in Queensland.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
No no, not that Barking. I'm from Barking-up-the Wrongtree. It's in Queensland.
Tentin Quarantino.
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Tentin Quarantino.
Eggplant told the genie to take out the trash, but the apparition had come out of the lamp stark naked and refused to go outside. "Alright," he conceded finally, "I'll get you some clothes. But remember, garb a djinn, garbage out!"
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Eggplant told the genie to take out the trash, but the apparition had come out of the lamp stark naked and refused to go outside. "Alright," he conceded finally, "I'll get you some clothes. But remember, garb a djinn, garbage out!"
"Hey, where's my bug?" the woodcock shrugged.
And the cross-eyed crow sighed, "Craw-side!"
And the cross-eyed crow sighed, "Craw-side!"
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"Hey, where's my bug?" the woodcock shrugged.
And the cross-eyed crow sighed, "Craw-side!"
And the cross-eyed crow sighed, "Craw-side!"
Alice a trouvé le gateau appétissant, mais l'élixir rapetissant. Ou était-ce l'envers?
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Alice a trouvé le gateau appétissant, mais l'élixir rapetissant. Ou était-ce l'envers?
Something bogus this way saunters.
- Rheumy the Purging, 3rd century LSMFT
- Rheumy the Purging, 3rd century LSMFT
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Something bogus this way saunters.
- Rheumy the Purging, 3rd century LSMFT
- Rheumy the Purging, 3rd century LSMFT
Ten years ago today:
Whoever sees bees sneeze cheese agrees.
Whoever sees bees sneeze cheese agrees.
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Ten years ago today:
Whoever sees bees sneeze cheese agrees.
Whoever sees bees sneeze cheese agrees.
Ten years ago today:
Let's just chalk it up to a sedimentary layer of microcoscopic calcite fossils.
Let's just chalk it up to a sedimentary layer of microcoscopic calcite fossils.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Ten years ago today:
Let's just chalk it up to a sedimentary layer of microcoscopic calcite fossils.
Let's just chalk it up to a sedimentary layer of microcoscopic calcite fossils.
The experience was both more and less rewarding than I imagined. Mostly less, in fact, and more only in the sense of being more less than I imagined.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The experience was both more and less rewarding than I imagined. Mostly less, in fact, and more only in the sense of being more less than I imagined.
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Whippoorwills o' wizdumb
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Whippoorwills o' wizdumb
Vache qui rit
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Whippoorwills o' wizdumb
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Whippoorwills o' wizdumb
Vache qui rit
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Wisper wordza wizdumb
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Wisper wordza wizdumb
Let it rot
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Wisper wordza wizdumb
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Wisper wordza wizdumb
Let it rot
Feralda Rongrizons is here, Effendi. 'Nuff said?
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Feralda Rongrizons is here, Effendi. 'Nuff said?
Nada Concept is here to see you, Effendi.
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Nada Concept is here to see you, Effendi.
The back forty was dotted with the stumps of old relations, cut off clean, hacked to bits, or just left fallow. They'd pop up unexpected, snag a shoelace, nick an ankle, leave a splinter. Best was to go in with gloves and a pry bar, rip them out whole, and burn without ceremony.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The back forty was dotted with the stumps of old relations, cut off clean, hacked to bits, or just left fallow. They'd pop up unexpected, snag a shoelace, nick an ankle, leave a splinter. Best was to go in with gloves and a pry bar, rip them out whole, and burn without ceremony.
Sound travels 15 times faster in steel than in air, but there exists a universe where the speeds are the same. It contains no Native Americans, though, as each time one would put an ear to a railroad track to listen, their skull was instantly crushed. You are welcome.
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Sound travels 15 times faster in steel than in air, but there exists a universe where the speeds are the same. It contains no Native Americans, though, as each time one would put an ear to a railroad track to listen, their skull was instantly crushed. You are welcome.
Gobsmack your liverwurst empanada with a Dixie melody.
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Gobsmack your liverwurst empanada with a Dixie melody.
Freddy Snopbrillyen and Skona Haftadu walk into a bar. "Root beer schnapps all around?" inquires the bartender, "s'all we got."
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Freddy Snopbrillyen and Skona Haftadu walk into a bar. "Root beer schnapps all around?" inquires the bartender, "s'all we got."
When I was a child we used to ask "Mom, what can I do?" and she would reply, go clean the gutters, which was impossible because you needed an extension ladder, but it kept us feeling guilty while also preventing us doing anything else that we would surely have made a mess of.😉✅
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 AM
When I was a child we used to ask "Mom, what can I do?" and she would reply, go clean the gutters, which was impossible because you needed an extension ladder, but it kept us feeling guilty while also preventing us doing anything else that we would surely have made a mess of.😉✅
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November 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Ten years ago today:
"Have you been drinking?" asked Margaret when she saw the dessicated corpses of Richard's hiking party scattered across the desert floor.
"Have you been drinking?" asked Margaret when she saw the dessicated corpses of Richard's hiking party scattered across the desert floor.
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Ten years ago today:
"Have you been drinking?" asked Margaret when she saw the dessicated corpses of Richard's hiking party scattered across the desert floor.
"Have you been drinking?" asked Margaret when she saw the dessicated corpses of Richard's hiking party scattered across the desert floor.