Bruce Eric Enloe
@bruceenloe.bsky.social
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you bake at 350 F for an hour to an hour and fifteen minutes, until a skewer in the centre comes out clean.
I wrote a secular Christmas album over the course of a decade, steeped heavily in novelty and nostalgia… as a ‘cultural christian’, naturally, some of my nostalgia was for hymns, a genre I no longer really celebrate… So here’s one anyway… Happy solstice! bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/track/winter...
Winter Solstice Hymn, by Bruce Enloe
from the album Christmas is Awesome!!
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December 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I wrote a secular Christmas album over the course of a decade, steeped heavily in novelty and nostalgia… as a ‘cultural christian’, naturally, some of my nostalgia was for hymns, a genre I no longer really celebrate… So here’s one anyway… Happy solstice! bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/track/winter...
My Christmas album is weirder than your Christmas album bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/album/christ...
Christmas is Awesome!!, by Bruce Enloe
10 track album
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December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My Christmas album is weirder than your Christmas album bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/album/christ...
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Whew. I was sick as a dog last week, but I managed to pull it together just enough today to write a little something on how and when to season your damn food:
open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
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Techniques #1: Take This With A Grain of Salt
Welcome back everybody.
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November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Whew. I was sick as a dog last week, but I managed to pull it together just enough today to write a little something on how and when to season your damn food:
open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
Anthology takeaways (show and release):
Breakup was the fans fault- if we hadn’t like them so much it would have taken the pressure off. Bam. Beatles forever.
John+Paul+George singing is like a Stradivarius- is it the paint? The wood? The craftsman? All of the above? All we know is it works.
Breakup was the fans fault- if we hadn’t like them so much it would have taken the pressure off. Bam. Beatles forever.
John+Paul+George singing is like a Stradivarius- is it the paint? The wood? The craftsman? All of the above? All we know is it works.
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Anthology takeaways (show and release):
Breakup was the fans fault- if we hadn’t like them so much it would have taken the pressure off. Bam. Beatles forever.
John+Paul+George singing is like a Stradivarius- is it the paint? The wood? The craftsman? All of the above? All we know is it works.
Breakup was the fans fault- if we hadn’t like them so much it would have taken the pressure off. Bam. Beatles forever.
John+Paul+George singing is like a Stradivarius- is it the paint? The wood? The craftsman? All of the above? All we know is it works.
Have to say - one of my Christmas songs being used in a video to sell boner pills on TikTok was not on a list of things I ever thought… I… would… anything?
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Have to say - one of my Christmas songs being used in a video to sell boner pills on TikTok was not on a list of things I ever thought… I… would… anything?
Theory: in the world bank era of international capitalism, debt isn’t real… it’s more of a philosophical construct - I mean it’s definitely real at ground level for every day people, just not as a macro - and should therefore be measured with many, many grains of salt in policy development
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Theory: in the world bank era of international capitalism, debt isn’t real… it’s more of a philosophical construct - I mean it’s definitely real at ground level for every day people, just not as a macro - and should therefore be measured with many, many grains of salt in policy development
What’s going to be amazing is if Tecca chairs is a real company and the entire show is just a clever advertising campaign
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
What’s going to be amazing is if Tecca chairs is a real company and the entire show is just a clever advertising campaign
Thinking about naming my next band The Quiet Part so whenever anyone talks about it they have to say the quiet part out loud
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thinking about naming my next band The Quiet Part so whenever anyone talks about it they have to say the quiet part out loud
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I don't know if this is my favorite Todd Snider song, or the best Todd Snider song but it is undisputably the most Todd Snider song.
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Todd Snider, "Too Soon To Tell"
YouTube video by American Songwriter Archives
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November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I don't know if this is my favorite Todd Snider song, or the best Todd Snider song but it is undisputably the most Todd Snider song.
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Thank you for your service
ME: Are you eating a bowl of mushrooms for breakfast?
YOU: Yup! It's the breakfast of champignons RS
YOU: Yup! It's the breakfast of champignons RS
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Thank you for your service
Well that’s a relief 😅 thanks Cali
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Well that’s a relief 😅 thanks Cali
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If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
Well, I’m definitely not pro-fascist…
October 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Well, I’m definitely not pro-fascist…
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YOU: I can't believe you wore a suit jacket
for our hike thru the woods today!
ME: What this? It's my trail blazer! RS
for our hike thru the woods today!
ME: What this? It's my trail blazer! RS
September 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
YOU: I can't believe you wore a suit jacket
for our hike thru the woods today!
ME: What this? It's my trail blazer! RS
for our hike thru the woods today!
ME: What this? It's my trail blazer! RS
The rapture happened years ago, if you’re still here I’ve got bad news
September 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The rapture happened years ago, if you’re still here I’ve got bad news
Autism ‘cures’ are the top of the slide for eugenics. After a ‘fix’ for disability will come a ‘treatment’ for gender nonconformity and a ‘solution’ for race. It’s not about Tylenol.
September 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Autism ‘cures’ are the top of the slide for eugenics. After a ‘fix’ for disability will come a ‘treatment’ for gender nonconformity and a ‘solution’ for race. It’s not about Tylenol.
Literally designating anti fascism as terrorism seems a little on the nose
September 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Literally designating anti fascism as terrorism seems a little on the nose
I don’t know, Charlie K seemed like a really good guy except for all those things he said and uh believed
September 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I don’t know, Charlie K seemed like a really good guy except for all those things he said and uh believed
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Please click the link and head over to apt613 so you can read about all the amazing people over at town. and Citizen who have been making Ottawa a friendlier, tastier, and better place for the last 15 years.
apt613.ca/15-years-of-...
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15 years of Town
This past June however, a little powerhouse on Elgin Street celebrated its crystal anniversary. I’m of course referring to Town — the homey, cozy, funky little joint beloved by many Ottawa foodies.
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September 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Please click the link and head over to apt613 so you can read about all the amazing people over at town. and Citizen who have been making Ottawa a friendlier, tastier, and better place for the last 15 years.
apt613.ca/15-years-of-...
apt613.ca/15-years-of-...
I can’t imagine the kind of pressure that Jesse Wells is feeling right now
September 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I can’t imagine the kind of pressure that Jesse Wells is feeling right now
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I made Japanese curry and you can too, so click that link. If you're already subscribed to my Substack - thanks! Get a friend to subscribe. And if not, it's free and I swear you'll love it!
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Maybe This Will Curry Your Favour?
I give you a delicious recipe, you get people to subscribe, we both win?
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September 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I made Japanese curry and you can too, so click that link. If you're already subscribed to my Substack - thanks! Get a friend to subscribe. And if not, it's free and I swear you'll love it!
open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
Everyone is laughing about trumps hands but I’m actually terrified that it’s the first physical manifestation of experimenting with force lightning and his full palpatine-to-darth sidious transition
August 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Everyone is laughing about trumps hands but I’m actually terrified that it’s the first physical manifestation of experimenting with force lightning and his full palpatine-to-darth sidious transition
Maybe now Taylor Swift will finally release the Epstein files
August 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Maybe now Taylor Swift will finally release the Epstein files
Is it weird that my version of negative self talk is often something dumb like “Jesus Bruce, what kind of idiot can’t tell the difference between a clone trooper and a mandolorian?!”
August 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Is it weird that my version of negative self talk is often something dumb like “Jesus Bruce, what kind of idiot can’t tell the difference between a clone trooper and a mandolorian?!”