Bryan Condon
@bryancondon.bsky.social
We're all gonna die lol
March 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We're all gonna die lol
The relationship USA had with Canada for 100 years vs. the one they suddenly decided they want now
March 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The relationship USA had with Canada for 100 years vs. the one they suddenly decided they want now
Hoping the Democratic Party will save us, watching them do this, over and over:
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youtube.com/watch?v=uN3G...
youtube.com
March 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hoping the Democratic Party will save us, watching them do this, over and over:
youtube.com/watch?v=uN3G...
youtube.com/watch?v=uN3G...
Replace any Democrat in leadership who still says "mistruths and falsehoods" instead of "lies". What are we doing here. What inning do you think this is
March 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Replace any Democrat in leadership who still says "mistruths and falsehoods" instead of "lies". What are we doing here. What inning do you think this is
Banning trans people from, and citing budgetary concerns about, the *UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES*, is like cutting off someone's head and saying "no hats at the dinner table".
January 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Banning trans people from, and citing budgetary concerns about, the *UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES*, is like cutting off someone's head and saying "no hats at the dinner table".
I want to see a defensive lineman during a disputed down sadly signal that he thinks it's a "first down" for the other team.
January 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I want to see a defensive lineman during a disputed down sadly signal that he thinks it's a "first down" for the other team.
Reposted by Bryan Condon
The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955
January 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955
A new wrinkle to this dark mystery was added in S1E1 of "Yabba Dabba Dinosaurs", where I revealed that Barney Rubble is immune to poison. How/why did this immunity develop? Perhaps they shouldn't have cancelled us.
December 15, 2024 at 8:20 PM
A new wrinkle to this dark mystery was added in S1E1 of "Yabba Dabba Dinosaurs", where I revealed that Barney Rubble is immune to poison. How/why did this immunity develop? Perhaps they shouldn't have cancelled us.
please no please god there has to be some way to stop this
December 8, 2024 at 5:03 AM
please no please god there has to be some way to stop this
You ever look at your dog stretching and yawning and think "he looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin locked in the Sharpshooter at WrestleMania 13"
December 4, 2024 at 3:12 AM
You ever look at your dog stretching and yawning and think "he looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin locked in the Sharpshooter at WrestleMania 13"
Reposted by Bryan Condon
Outfucking standing photo choice
November 29, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Outfucking standing photo choice
Working in a bar or restaurant in 2024 is crazy, people post your actual physical description online and say you didn't smile enough on Wednesday, and it's totally normal.
November 29, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Working in a bar or restaurant in 2024 is crazy, people post your actual physical description online and say you didn't smile enough on Wednesday, and it's totally normal.
Despite embarking on an acting career at the worst time in the entire history of the industry, I harbor optimism for my own personal prospects, as more and more creative projects are helmed by a generation that yearns to be reminded of Squidward.
November 27, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Despite embarking on an acting career at the worst time in the entire history of the industry, I harbor optimism for my own personal prospects, as more and more creative projects are helmed by a generation that yearns to be reminded of Squidward.
Slurp?
November 27, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Slurp?
Every time I seek fashion advice for a person my age, the article is like "by now you are making more money by far than you ever have in your entire life, and that's how you should dress."
November 25, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Every time I seek fashion advice for a person my age, the article is like "by now you are making more money by far than you ever have in your entire life, and that's how you should dress."
Time to play some Overwatch during a new hero release
November 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Time to play some Overwatch during a new hero release
Feeling guilty that I used AI to generate my fantasy football team logo, so to make things right I will not be drinking any water until January.
November 22, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Feeling guilty that I used AI to generate my fantasy football team logo, so to make things right I will not be drinking any water until January.
You know at the end of Homeward Bound where the young kid is reunited with the young dog, and then the girl gets reunited with her cat, and then the oldest kid is looking at the horizon for his old dog, and realizes he's not coming? That's me and all my followers from Twitter.
November 22, 2024 at 1:08 AM
You know at the end of Homeward Bound where the young kid is reunited with the young dog, and then the girl gets reunited with her cat, and then the oldest kid is looking at the horizon for his old dog, and realizes he's not coming? That's me and all my followers from Twitter.
Reposted by Bryan Condon
(Using the thesaurus so I don’t have to keep repeating “that good dick” in sexts.)
November 21, 2024 at 8:08 PM
(Using the thesaurus so I don’t have to keep repeating “that good dick” in sexts.)
Walking my dog and telling him to "go potty" but it always morphs into a Boston frat guy telling him "we should pahty"
November 21, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Walking my dog and telling him to "go potty" but it always morphs into a Boston frat guy telling him "we should pahty"
Followed a big starter pack so I am turning off reposts from my feed while I evaluate. No fraudulent Repost Merchants can stay. Even if I did pay $300 for the starter pack.
November 20, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Followed a big starter pack so I am turning off reposts from my feed while I evaluate. No fraudulent Repost Merchants can stay. Even if I did pay $300 for the starter pack.
Didn't give my dog London broil and he's been looking at me like an aging wife in a John Prine song
November 20, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Didn't give my dog London broil and he's been looking at me like an aging wife in a John Prine song
Now that I have no followers, I finally feel free to post this: swinging by your neck from a rope LOOKS like it should feel kinda good. (I know it doesn't. I know it kills you.)
November 19, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Now that I have no followers, I finally feel free to post this: swinging by your neck from a rope LOOKS like it should feel kinda good. (I know it doesn't. I know it kills you.)
A very common 2016 post was "you know Trump is secretly laughing his ass off about this!! 😂" and then as the years went on it became obvious that he doesn't really laugh about anything ever
seeing the return one of the most annoying features of the Trump era, where he at various points trips over his own dick and many people jump in to insist that it’s all part of his carefully constructed master plan
November 16, 2024 at 9:32 PM
A very common 2016 post was "you know Trump is secretly laughing his ass off about this!! 😂" and then as the years went on it became obvious that he doesn't really laugh about anything ever
Think my feed was behind
November 16, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Think my feed was behind