Bryan Culbertson 🥄
@bryanculbertson.com
he/him
Living the car-free life in Oakland, CA. Don't make me drive.
https://mastodon.social/@bryanculbertson
Living the car-free life in Oakland, CA. Don't make me drive.
https://mastodon.social/@bryanculbertson
When there were plastic posts at 14th and castro cars did not block the bike lane
As soon as the plastic posts were removed cars started blocking the bike lane :(
Can you add the posts back @cityofoakland.bsky.social ?
As soon as the plastic posts were removed cars started blocking the bike lane :(
Can you add the posts back @cityofoakland.bsky.social ?
January 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
When there were plastic posts at 14th and castro cars did not block the bike lane
As soon as the plastic posts were removed cars started blocking the bike lane :(
Can you add the posts back @cityofoakland.bsky.social ?
As soon as the plastic posts were removed cars started blocking the bike lane :(
Can you add the posts back @cityofoakland.bsky.social ?
No, this is an anti meme ;)
January 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
No, this is an anti meme ;)
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 AM
No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela is not yours
Call your representatives now to demand they act! They are already hearing from their oil donors, they need to hear from you.
5calls.org/issue/trump-...
Call your representatives now to demand they act! They are already hearing from their oil donors, they need to hear from you.
5calls.org/issue/trump-...
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela is not yours
Call your representatives now to demand they act! They are already hearing from their oil donors, they need to hear from you.
5calls.org/issue/trump-...
Call your representatives now to demand they act! They are already hearing from their oil donors, they need to hear from you.
5calls.org/issue/trump-...
I see what you mean. There is a huge gap in coverage with no transit to the schools even.
Back in the 70s that used to be a lot more lines!
Back in the 70s that used to be a lot more lines!
January 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I see what you mean. There is a huge gap in coverage with no transit to the schools even.
Back in the 70s that used to be a lot more lines!
Back in the 70s that used to be a lot more lines!
Please accept my submission for the next Embarcadero Plaza sculpture
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Please accept my submission for the next Embarcadero Plaza sculpture
My cornstarch storage container has taken on a new life after I failed to notice the handwash only warning
December 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My cornstarch storage container has taken on a new life after I failed to notice the handwash only warning
It is dystopianly impressive that US was able to invent the concept of traffic congestion leaving the subway
Chronicly underfunding public services and a hyperfocus on over-policing is America's dark superpower
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTroBXsjW/
Chronicly underfunding public services and a hyperfocus on over-policing is America's dark superpower
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTroBXsjW/
December 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It is dystopianly impressive that US was able to invent the concept of traffic congestion leaving the subway
Chronicly underfunding public services and a hyperfocus on over-policing is America's dark superpower
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTroBXsjW/
Chronicly underfunding public services and a hyperfocus on over-policing is America's dark superpower
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTroBXsjW/
Plants successfully acquired!
December 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Plants successfully acquired!
I took two connecting buses to the train and paid only $2.50!!!
I used to pay $2.50 + $2.50 + $2.40 before free transfers for this trip
I used to pay $2.50 + $2.50 + $2.40 before free transfers for this trip
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I took two connecting buses to the train and paid only $2.50!!!
I used to pay $2.50 + $2.50 + $2.40 before free transfers for this trip
I used to pay $2.50 + $2.50 + $2.40 before free transfers for this trip
I took Bay Wheels instead and got downtown before any of the transit options even arrived :(
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I took Bay Wheels instead and got downtown before any of the transit options even arrived :(
Cursed advertisement for Uber
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Cursed advertisement for Uber
So much better design for so many reasons:
1. Only one lane to cross from the sidewalk if you see your bus coming
2. Agency can use standard right loading buses with more seating
3. Drivers cannot weave in and out between the bus and general lane
1. Only one lane to cross from the sidewalk if you see your bus coming
2. Agency can use standard right loading buses with more seating
3. Drivers cannot weave in and out between the bus and general lane
December 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So much better design for so many reasons:
1. Only one lane to cross from the sidewalk if you see your bus coming
2. Agency can use standard right loading buses with more seating
3. Drivers cannot weave in and out between the bus and general lane
1. Only one lane to cross from the sidewalk if you see your bus coming
2. Agency can use standard right loading buses with more seating
3. Drivers cannot weave in and out between the bus and general lane
Toyota earned $64B w/ increasing profits and market cap of $350B, while Tesla earned just $16B w/ declining profits but a ridiculous market cap of $1.6T
Tesla is barely selling cars and yet is valued at 4.5x more than Toyota 😵💫
Capitalism doesn't operate on efficiency, it operates on corruption
Tesla is barely selling cars and yet is valued at 4.5x more than Toyota 😵💫
Capitalism doesn't operate on efficiency, it operates on corruption
December 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Toyota earned $64B w/ increasing profits and market cap of $350B, while Tesla earned just $16B w/ declining profits but a ridiculous market cap of $1.6T
Tesla is barely selling cars and yet is valued at 4.5x more than Toyota 😵💫
Capitalism doesn't operate on efficiency, it operates on corruption
Tesla is barely selling cars and yet is valued at 4.5x more than Toyota 😵💫
Capitalism doesn't operate on efficiency, it operates on corruption
This is really scary. Full public access with no security protections.
Criminals will absolutely use these cameras to track their victims
Criminals will absolutely use these cameras to track their victims
December 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is really scary. Full public access with no security protections.
Criminals will absolutely use these cameras to track their victims
Criminals will absolutely use these cameras to track their victims
It is a fact that Waymo stopped working yesterday and created traffic jams all across the city. The evidence is overwhelming.
It is in the New York Times with a quote from Waymo even!
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/u...
It is in the New York Times with a quote from Waymo even!
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/u...
December 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
It is a fact that Waymo stopped working yesterday and created traffic jams all across the city. The evidence is overwhelming.
It is in the New York Times with a quote from Waymo even!
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/u...
It is in the New York Times with a quote from Waymo even!
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/u...
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Waymos block fire trucks all the time, but the state does not allow cities to regulate them
December 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Waymos block fire trucks all the time, but the state does not allow cities to regulate them
It would be pretty nifty if OPD didn't block @rideact.bsky.social bus stops during non-emergencies
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It would be pretty nifty if OPD didn't block @rideact.bsky.social bus stops during non-emergencies
It is peak commute hours in SF and the best frequency CA will fund is a train every 10 minutes for the Yellow line
BART operates the most efficient train service in the US, charges the most expensive fares in the US, and has trains packed to the brim
We need CA to fund transit like we do highways!
BART operates the most efficient train service in the US, charges the most expensive fares in the US, and has trains packed to the brim
We need CA to fund transit like we do highways!
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It is peak commute hours in SF and the best frequency CA will fund is a train every 10 minutes for the Yellow line
BART operates the most efficient train service in the US, charges the most expensive fares in the US, and has trains packed to the brim
We need CA to fund transit like we do highways!
BART operates the most efficient train service in the US, charges the most expensive fares in the US, and has trains packed to the brim
We need CA to fund transit like we do highways!
Reminder to lock your credit file!
I did not apply for a credit card and the credit lock saved me here
I did not apply for a credit card and the credit lock saved me here
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Reminder to lock your credit file!
I did not apply for a credit card and the credit lock saved me here
I did not apply for a credit card and the credit lock saved me here
In case it helps with your debugging, I just tried resetting my password 3 times in a row and all 3 times worked right away
December 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
In case it helps with your debugging, I just tried resetting my password 3 times in a row and all 3 times worked right away
Good news: I have Clipper 2!
Bad news: I lost all my trip history :(
Bad news: I lost all my trip history :(
December 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Good news: I have Clipper 2!
Bad news: I lost all my trip history :(
Bad news: I lost all my trip history :(