Bryan Howell, for reals
@bryanhowell.bsky.social
Semi-professional liar. I mean screenwriter.
Former game narrative designer (Xbox, LucasArts)
Interests: Cinema (any brow-level); Screenwriting; Making indie films; Books (any kind), Gaming for FUN; Climbing; Absurdism; KEXP; Progress; PNW-ness; Kindness
Former game narrative designer (Xbox, LucasArts)
Interests: Cinema (any brow-level); Screenwriting; Making indie films; Books (any kind), Gaming for FUN; Climbing; Absurdism; KEXP; Progress; PNW-ness; Kindness
Ah, I think I misunderstood your phrasing. My fault.
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ah, I think I misunderstood your phrasing. My fault.
I haven’t drawn any conclusions about you. But you have about me. Why is that?
October 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I haven’t drawn any conclusions about you. But you have about me. Why is that?
The idea of reducing other messy, flawed, wounded humans — people that are subject to the same “us vs them” narrative as any vilified “red stater” as being fascists who are failing their humanity… just doesn’t sit well with me, even if I agree with your goals or broader point. ❤️
October 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The idea of reducing other messy, flawed, wounded humans — people that are subject to the same “us vs them” narrative as any vilified “red stater” as being fascists who are failing their humanity… just doesn’t sit well with me, even if I agree with your goals or broader point. ❤️
I’ve been lucky enough to be corrected, educated, and enlightened by people who vehemently disagreed with me while still leading with compassion and open-heartedness.
And despite doing my best, I know that tomorrow I’ll make more mistakes, say more stupid things, and hopefully, learn to do better.
And despite doing my best, I know that tomorrow I’ll make more mistakes, say more stupid things, and hopefully, learn to do better.
October 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’ve been lucky enough to be corrected, educated, and enlightened by people who vehemently disagreed with me while still leading with compassion and open-heartedness.
And despite doing my best, I know that tomorrow I’ll make more mistakes, say more stupid things, and hopefully, learn to do better.
And despite doing my best, I know that tomorrow I’ll make more mistakes, say more stupid things, and hopefully, learn to do better.
Woof. I find this deeply troubling.
I have, in weaker moments, laughed at things I shouldn’t have laughed at, said things I shouldn’t have said, done things I shouldn’t have done. I’ve lashed out at others in pain, made messes, made mistakes.
…
I have, in weaker moments, laughed at things I shouldn’t have laughed at, said things I shouldn’t have said, done things I shouldn’t have done. I’ve lashed out at others in pain, made messes, made mistakes.
…
October 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Woof. I find this deeply troubling.
I have, in weaker moments, laughed at things I shouldn’t have laughed at, said things I shouldn’t have said, done things I shouldn’t have done. I’ve lashed out at others in pain, made messes, made mistakes.
…
I have, in weaker moments, laughed at things I shouldn’t have laughed at, said things I shouldn’t have said, done things I shouldn’t have done. I’ve lashed out at others in pain, made messes, made mistakes.
…
It was a heiiiiiiiiiiiiiist.
October 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It was a heiiiiiiiiiiiiiist.
FWIW I once had surgery to fix a fracture in my elbow and I wanted to sleep forever. That was ONE SCREW in my ELBOW.
Take all the time you need. ❤️
Take all the time you need. ❤️
October 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
FWIW I once had surgery to fix a fracture in my elbow and I wanted to sleep forever. That was ONE SCREW in my ELBOW.
Take all the time you need. ❤️
Take all the time you need. ❤️
Sigh. I used to have such high hopes for this guy.
October 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sigh. I used to have such high hopes for this guy.
If you want to be extra clever you can say “doo doo respect” and then giggle and giggle.
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you want to be extra clever you can say “doo doo respect” and then giggle and giggle.
I love this for you, Ed. Please just give me five minutes heads-up so I can start the Jiffy Pop.
a woman is standing on a balcony holding a piece of paper and saying `` i have the receipts ''
Alt: a woman is standing on a balcony holding a piece of paper and saying `` i have the receipts ''
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I love this for you, Ed. Please just give me five minutes heads-up so I can start the Jiffy Pop.
To be fair they *were* the Blazin’ Buffalo Ranch flavor.
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
To be fair they *were* the Blazin’ Buffalo Ranch flavor.
*stares blankly in monotone*
… But Cosmic… it is only MONDAY.
… But Cosmic… it is only MONDAY.
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
*stares blankly in monotone*
… But Cosmic… it is only MONDAY.
… But Cosmic… it is only MONDAY.
Can confirm.
October 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Can confirm.
Waaaaait a minute this is that satire stuff I keep hearing about, isn’t it?!?
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Waaaaait a minute this is that satire stuff I keep hearing about, isn’t it?!?
All I hear you saying is “slashfic” over and over and over again.
October 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
All I hear you saying is “slashfic” over and over and over again.
Jokes on you I’m ALREADY dead.
This IS Hell, right? Right guys?
Hello?
This IS Hell, right? Right guys?
Hello?
October 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Jokes on you I’m ALREADY dead.
This IS Hell, right? Right guys?
Hello?
This IS Hell, right? Right guys?
Hello?
Good lord, Mike. Take a breath before you pass out.
October 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Good lord, Mike. Take a breath before you pass out.
Yoink stolen it’s mine now
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Yoink stolen it’s mine now
Don’t knock it till you try it!
…ok I just tried it nevermind it’s a terrible idea.
On an unrelated note does anyone have a good reference for a dishwasher repair service?
…ok I just tried it nevermind it’s a terrible idea.
On an unrelated note does anyone have a good reference for a dishwasher repair service?
October 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Don’t knock it till you try it!
…ok I just tried it nevermind it’s a terrible idea.
On an unrelated note does anyone have a good reference for a dishwasher repair service?
…ok I just tried it nevermind it’s a terrible idea.
On an unrelated note does anyone have a good reference for a dishwasher repair service?
That was the original version of Batman’s origin story.
October 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
That was the original version of Batman’s origin story.
Omg 100%. She’s a goddamn hero.
October 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Omg 100%. She’s a goddamn hero.