Bryan Howell, for reals
@bryanhowell.bsky.social
Semi-professional liar. I mean screenwriter.
Former game narrative designer (Xbox, LucasArts)
Interests: Cinema (any brow-level); Screenwriting; Making indie films; Books (any kind), Gaming for FUN; Climbing; Absurdism; KEXP; Progress; PNW-ness; Kindness
Former game narrative designer (Xbox, LucasArts)
Interests: Cinema (any brow-level); Screenwriting; Making indie films; Books (any kind), Gaming for FUN; Climbing; Absurdism; KEXP; Progress; PNW-ness; Kindness
Pinned
“Lights Out” by Bryan Howell
YouTube video by Bryan Howell
youtu.be
Okay someone suggested pinning a link of stuff I’ve made so, sure:
Cutscenes from Star Wars: The Force Unleashed - Ultimate Sith Edition: youtu.be/qzhLoJKf2zE?...
“The Summoning” youtu.be/xn54Fy8iz10?...
“Copy” youtu.be/0irzwtG5kmE?...
“Lights Out” youtu.be/qRLFDs5Fwc0?...
Cutscenes from Star Wars: The Force Unleashed - Ultimate Sith Edition: youtu.be/qzhLoJKf2zE?...
“The Summoning” youtu.be/xn54Fy8iz10?...
“Copy” youtu.be/0irzwtG5kmE?...
“Lights Out” youtu.be/qRLFDs5Fwc0?...
First, I hope this succeeds. Second, I want to write the screenplay.
The response last night was so overwhelming, I need a new thread
So a family member died unexpectedly & left behind this sweet girl, who’s now on a 5day hold at a shelter in Eugene OR. I need to get her to Portland Maine to adopt her.
Some offered to chain a ride. Can we get her coast to coast?
So a family member died unexpectedly & left behind this sweet girl, who’s now on a 5day hold at a shelter in Eugene OR. I need to get her to Portland Maine to adopt her.
Some offered to chain a ride. Can we get her coast to coast?
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
First, I hope this succeeds. Second, I want to write the screenplay.
For anyone who needs to hear this today:
Yer mom.
Yer mom.
October 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
For anyone who needs to hear this today:
Yer mom.
Yer mom.
Silicon Valley researchers invent device that annihilates all life on Earth if anyone in a 100-mile radius thinks of an even number.
“Look, if we don’t develop this, someone else will, so we might as well be first.”
“Look, if we don’t develop this, someone else will, so we might as well be first.”
October 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Silicon Valley researchers invent device that annihilates all life on Earth if anyone in a 100-mile radius thinks of an even number.
“Look, if we don’t develop this, someone else will, so we might as well be first.”
“Look, if we don’t develop this, someone else will, so we might as well be first.”
Okay so what happens if he literally just knocks down the entire White House by accident? Is it like Jenga? Is he out of the game?
October 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Okay so what happens if he literally just knocks down the entire White House by accident? Is it like Jenga? Is he out of the game?
Ok Christ I’m back stop with the begging already.
Oh wait those were geese nevermind.
Oh wait those were geese nevermind.
August 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ok Christ I’m back stop with the begging already.
Oh wait those were geese nevermind.
Oh wait those were geese nevermind.
OK, is it me, or has Siri gotten incredibly bad at transcription in the past three days for some reason?
May 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
OK, is it me, or has Siri gotten incredibly bad at transcription in the past three days for some reason?
Most people don’t know that the phrase “grand slam” is a shortened version of the phrase “grandmother slam-mother”
May 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Most people don’t know that the phrase “grand slam” is a shortened version of the phrase “grandmother slam-mother”
You’re reminiscing about the 80s… what song or album is playing in the background?
youtu.be/6RUIeX6UCT8?...
youtu.be/6RUIeX6UCT8?...
April 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You’re reminiscing about the 80s… what song or album is playing in the background?
youtu.be/6RUIeX6UCT8?...
youtu.be/6RUIeX6UCT8?...
“Mr. McGee, don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
…or sad, come to think of it. And I’m insufferable when I’m in a good mood. In fact let’s cut to the chase and just admit I’m not a very likable person.
Anyway, what was your original question?
Oh yes, I am the Hulk.”
…or sad, come to think of it. And I’m insufferable when I’m in a good mood. In fact let’s cut to the chase and just admit I’m not a very likable person.
Anyway, what was your original question?
Oh yes, I am the Hulk.”
April 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“Mr. McGee, don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
…or sad, come to think of it. And I’m insufferable when I’m in a good mood. In fact let’s cut to the chase and just admit I’m not a very likable person.
Anyway, what was your original question?
Oh yes, I am the Hulk.”
…or sad, come to think of it. And I’m insufferable when I’m in a good mood. In fact let’s cut to the chase and just admit I’m not a very likable person.
Anyway, what was your original question?
Oh yes, I am the Hulk.”
Okay new rule: everyone has to have a catchphrase that they shout when they climax during sex.
And I’m calling dibs on “That’s a spicy meatball!”
And I’m calling dibs on “That’s a spicy meatball!”
April 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Okay new rule: everyone has to have a catchphrase that they shout when they climax during sex.
And I’m calling dibs on “That’s a spicy meatball!”
And I’m calling dibs on “That’s a spicy meatball!”
Psst! I am worthy. Pass it on.
…wait maybe I misinterpreted the intent on this one…
…wait maybe I misinterpreted the intent on this one…
Psst. You are worthy.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
March 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Psst! I am worthy. Pass it on.
…wait maybe I misinterpreted the intent on this one…
…wait maybe I misinterpreted the intent on this one…
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yeah man, I’m in the band, I play backup goat?
March 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
yeah man, I’m in the band, I play backup goat?
They say confidence comes from success; you build your confidence one small victory at a time, steadily growing a pile of evidence marked “I got this.”
Ummm, anyone else have the opposite? Every time you succeed it goes in a pile marked “You got lucky, but next time…”
Yeah, uh, me neither. 😬
Ummm, anyone else have the opposite? Every time you succeed it goes in a pile marked “You got lucky, but next time…”
Yeah, uh, me neither. 😬
March 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
They say confidence comes from success; you build your confidence one small victory at a time, steadily growing a pile of evidence marked “I got this.”
Ummm, anyone else have the opposite? Every time you succeed it goes in a pile marked “You got lucky, but next time…”
Yeah, uh, me neither. 😬
Ummm, anyone else have the opposite? Every time you succeed it goes in a pile marked “You got lucky, but next time…”
Yeah, uh, me neither. 😬
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There should be a Tesla condom, ugly as hell, used mostly for self-drivers, and explodes routinely.
March 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There should be a Tesla condom, ugly as hell, used mostly for self-drivers, and explodes routinely.
Green today? Sure!
𝘒𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺 green? Good god, not with this complexion.
𝘒𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺 green? Good god, not with this complexion.
March 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Green today? Sure!
𝘒𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺 green? Good god, not with this complexion.
𝘒𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺 green? Good god, not with this complexion.
March 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“We will, in fact, take it. “
-if Chuck Schumer replaced Dee Snider in Twisted Sister
-if Chuck Schumer replaced Dee Snider in Twisted Sister
(If Chuck Schumer replaced Kenneth Branagh in Henry V)
“And gentlemen in England now abed… are quite cosy and warm while we’re stuck here.”
“And gentlemen in England now abed… are quite cosy and warm while we’re stuck here.”
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Viggo Mortensen in RETURN OF THE KING]
"A day may come when the courage of men fails,
when we forsake our friends
and break all bonds of fellowship,
and it is actually this day"
"A day may come when the courage of men fails,
when we forsake our friends
and break all bonds of fellowship,
and it is actually this day"
March 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“We will, in fact, take it. “
-if Chuck Schumer replaced Dee Snider in Twisted Sister
-if Chuck Schumer replaced Dee Snider in Twisted Sister
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[They stab Caesar.]
March 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
[They stab Caesar.]
There’s a lesson here for all of us, folks.
cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
March 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
There’s a lesson here for all of us, folks.
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Yeah. A shutdown would have been bad. *Almost* as bad as voting for destroying the most popular social programs in US history, throwing 75 million people off health insurance and food assistance, *AT THE MINIMUM*
March 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Yeah. A shutdown would have been bad. *Almost* as bad as voting for destroying the most popular social programs in US history, throwing 75 million people off health insurance and food assistance, *AT THE MINIMUM*
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I did not anticipate that so many leaders across industries and professions would allow fear to silence them.
Even worse than their silence in the face of Trump’s actions against our democracy is their silent complicity as they watch their peers be targeted, humiliated and punished.
Even worse than their silence in the face of Trump’s actions against our democracy is their silent complicity as they watch their peers be targeted, humiliated and punished.
We Can’t Give In to Fear
From Marc | No one wants to speak up. Everyone wants to hide or lay low.
www.democracydocket.com
March 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I did not anticipate that so many leaders across industries and professions would allow fear to silence them.
Even worse than their silence in the face of Trump’s actions against our democracy is their silent complicity as they watch their peers be targeted, humiliated and punished.
Even worse than their silence in the face of Trump’s actions against our democracy is their silent complicity as they watch their peers be targeted, humiliated and punished.
An unforeseen consequence of JoAnn Fabrics going out of business is that it will be MUCH harder to find enough hot glue guns to reattach all those Cybertruck body panels.
March 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
An unforeseen consequence of JoAnn Fabrics going out of business is that it will be MUCH harder to find enough hot glue guns to reattach all those Cybertruck body panels.
Uhhhhh anyone know why my Bluesky handle suddenly says “invalid handle”…? It’s a pretty mundane string of letters and numbers…
March 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Uhhhhh anyone know why my Bluesky handle suddenly says “invalid handle”…? It’s a pretty mundane string of letters and numbers…
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Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
March 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
Hey @gailsimone.bsky.social who is this lady all up in my digital comics she looks like a bad mama jama…
March 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hey @gailsimone.bsky.social who is this lady all up in my digital comics she looks like a bad mama jama…