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Bryan Joiner
@bryanjoiner.bsky.social
Media guy @ beerinsights.com (yes really) and Red Sox writer for Over the Monster, otherwise F1, Patriots, Martha’s Vineyard (regional high school), dogs
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February 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
If you live a life in journalism you know this guy, in some way or another, but most don’t have a silver spoon up their asses propelling them to fame. In fairness, most of them don’t come up with the vampire squid thing. But at this point the bulk of his work is just branded trash, bc he is dumb
February 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Lapis Lazuli sky ass mf
February 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
And it’s the last thing he’ll try. Out of all of them, most dead set against them. And we get them all the time!
February 1, 2026 at 8:40 PM
It’s so bizarre and sort of admirable in its own way and yet I hate it!
February 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Nellie isn’t, that is
January 31, 2026 at 9:03 PM
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 PM