Bryan Joiner
@bryanjoiner.bsky.social
Media guy @ beerinsights.com (yes really) and Red Sox writer for Over the Monster, otherwise F1, Patriots, Martha’s Vineyard (regional high school), dogs
They have to switch to P’Man
ITS BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP THE P'ZONE! It was bad when it came back and I don't know how or why!
Pizza Hut closing hundreds of locations in 2026. Here's why.
February 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
They have to switch to P’Man
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This is a lovely, lovely blog and makes me want to be a better person in the ways Dan was naturally so
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
This is a lovely, lovely blog and makes me want to be a better person in the ways Dan was naturally so
Remember when conquering Greenland was the most important thing in the world
February 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Remember when conquering Greenland was the most important thing in the world
Bitcoin investors today
February 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Bitcoin investors today
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This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life
This is a lovely, lovely blog and makes me want to be a better person in the ways Dan was naturally so
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
This is a lovely, lovely blog and makes me want to be a better person in the ways Dan was naturally so
Apropos of nothing except his work @brianphillips.bsky.social has been on one recently
February 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Apropos of nothing except his work @brianphillips.bsky.social has been on one recently
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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Journalism is a great industry to go into if you want to become speedrun becoming a Marxist.
The big tech founder whose 417-foot, $500 million superyacht needs a 256-foot, $75 million superyacht to "shadow" it -- because the bigger yacht lacks a helipad -- had to cut his paper's newsroom almost in half, for reasons
NEWS: The cuts were so severe that at least one department head asked to leave The Post rather than be included in the planning.
Peter Finn, The Post's international editor, requested that he be laid off once he learned about the scope of the cuts to his section.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...
Peter Finn, The Post's international editor, requested that he be laid off once he learned about the scope of the cuts to his section.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...
February 4, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Journalism is a great industry to go into if you want to become speedrun becoming a Marxist.
George -20.5 and it’s easy money
Judge Reyes starts with a comparison: George Washington versus Kristi Noem.
February 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
George -20.5 and it’s easy money
When you have one play, you run the play
“Weiss insists she does not want to cut ties with Attia over his links to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, and sees it as giving in to the mob.” Ah yes, the nefarious anti-child molestation mob. YOU CAN’T REASON WITH SUCH THUGS
www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
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CBS News, Paramount in Internal Battle Over Cutting Ties to Peter Attia Due to Epstein Links | Exclusive
Editor-in-chief Bari Weiss announced Peter Attia’s hiring last week as part of her new vision for the network, but since then he appeared in the Epstein files.
www.thewrap.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
When you have one play, you run the play
The simplest, correct interpretation is that Matt Taibbi is very stupid
The Twitter Files were the most scandalous and important documents ever but the ones about prominent politicians and members of the elite being pedophiles? Yawn
February 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The simplest, correct interpretation is that Matt Taibbi is very stupid
Extreme “DFW interviewing guy who sold his shit out” vibes
February 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Extreme “DFW interviewing guy who sold his shit out” vibes
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He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
My son does not eat and has never eaten, by choice: eggs, bacon, French fries, potato chips. I don’t know either
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
My son does not eat and has never eaten, by choice: eggs, bacon, French fries, potato chips. I don’t know either
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happy rectangular february, sunday-first world.
February 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
happy rectangular february, sunday-first world.
Preemptively mad about the soft focus CBS interviews in like 5 yrs with teary ICE agents who can’t get other jobs
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Preemptively mad about the soft focus CBS interviews in like 5 yrs with teary ICE agents who can’t get other jobs
Few things I’ve ever read have been more prescient than this one deadspin.com/the-future-o...
January 31, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Few things I’ve ever read have been more prescient than this one deadspin.com/the-future-o...
Brad Trout much better anyway
Oh: Brad Karp? This Brad Karp? I’m getting a sudden sense of clarity about his unhesitant bend of the knee to the Trump II White House.
January 31, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Brad Trout much better anyway
I abhor them both but the answer is she’s not the same person as her spouse
I don’t know why we would extend the courtesy of intellectually honest criticism to Bari Weiss?
we’re having fun with this but I do think it’s worth saying that Bowles’ story seems consistent and I haven’t seen any indication that she met him more than the one time she acknowledges
January 31, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I abhor them both but the answer is she’s not the same person as her spouse
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January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Some thoughts on one of the best friends I ever had.
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Some thoughts on one of the best friends I ever had.
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Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.