Bryan Joiner
@bryanjoiner.bsky.social
Media guy @ beerinsights.com (yes really) and Red Sox writer for Over the Monster, otherwise F1, Patriots, Martha’s Vineyard (regional high school), dogs
this guy here is dead
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
this guy here is dead
When you decide to organize life in your head instead of living it you get shit like this
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
When you decide to organize life in your head instead of living it you get shit like this
I’m so excited there’s a new Baumbach movie for me to hate, this is living
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m so excited there’s a new Baumbach movie for me to hate, this is living
ears
Get ready to fall in love with every wag of, ZERO, located in Fairfield, CA.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/zero-79654091/ca/fairfield/solano-county-sheriffs-office-ca504/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/zero-79654091/ca/fairfield/solano-county-sheriffs-office-ca504/
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
ears
It is stupid how good MARGIN CALL is
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It is stupid how good MARGIN CALL is
Bert is the best media writer there is
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Bert is the best media writer there is
Reposted by Bryan Joiner
Mr Chotiner has the self respect to not have a bluecheck on the boer app. Well done humble sage.
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mr Chotiner has the self respect to not have a bluecheck on the boer app. Well done humble sage.
the goat
I generally try not to comment on Twitter but Isaac Chotiner is over there giving Semafor body blows right now and I just want to say I find it alarming that he's allowed to come for you without warning (asking for an interview)
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the goat
MARGIN CALL never missed my god
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
MARGIN CALL never missed my god
Sam Altman belongs in, will eventually land in, prison
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
Altman describes OpenAI's forthcoming AI device as more peaceful and calm than the iPhone | TechCrunch
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
techcrunch.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sam Altman belongs in, will eventually land in, prison
Unless you do it the right way like Michael Flynn, for which you will receive $50 mil
If you dare to displease the despot, you will be declared an enemy of the state and every lever of it will be deployed against you.
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Unless you do it the right way like Michael Flynn, for which you will receive $50 mil
How is Trevor Lawrence real
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
How is Trevor Lawrence real
I know someone singing Evenflow when I see it
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I know someone singing Evenflow when I see it
Max is Barry Bonds right?
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Max is Barry Bonds right?
Happy Leclerc! Rejoice for the 15 minutes it lasts!
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Happy Leclerc! Rejoice for the 15 minutes it lasts!
Bump
If Oscar is out of it I’ll just root for a Max masterclass, why not
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Bump
If Oscar is out of it I’ll just root for a Max masterclass, why not
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If Oscar is out of it I’ll just root for a Max masterclass, why not
Piastri is Joe Burrow-Coded
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Piastri is Joe Burrow-Coded
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Cynthia Erivo at the Vegas GP lmao
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Cynthia Erivo at the Vegas GP lmao
never imagined anything else, known it since like age 12
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
never imagined anything else, known it since like age 12
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fuck the new york yankees
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Rewatching TRUE GRIT and Hailee Steinfeld and The Dude are incredible together
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Rewatching TRUE GRIT and Hailee Steinfeld and The Dude are incredible together
