Bryan Joiner
@bryanjoiner.bsky.social
Media guy @ beerinsights.com (yes really) and Red Sox writer for Over the Monster, otherwise F1, Patriots, Martha’s Vineyard (regional high school), dogs
The simplest, correct interpretation is that Matt Taibbi is very stupid
The Twitter Files were the most scandalous and important documents ever but the ones about prominent politicians and members of the elite being pedophiles? Yawn
February 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The simplest, correct interpretation is that Matt Taibbi is very stupid
Extreme “DFW interviewing guy who sold his shit out” vibes
February 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Extreme “DFW interviewing guy who sold his shit out” vibes
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He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
My son does not eat and has never eaten, by choice: eggs, bacon, French fries, potato chips. I don’t know either
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
My son does not eat and has never eaten, by choice: eggs, bacon, French fries, potato chips. I don’t know either
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happy rectangular february, sunday-first world.
February 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
happy rectangular february, sunday-first world.
Preemptively mad about the soft focus CBS interviews in like 5 yrs with teary ICE agents who can’t get other jobs
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Preemptively mad about the soft focus CBS interviews in like 5 yrs with teary ICE agents who can’t get other jobs
Few things I’ve ever read have been more prescient than this one deadspin.com/the-future-o...
January 31, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Few things I’ve ever read have been more prescient than this one deadspin.com/the-future-o...
Brad Trout much better anyway
Oh: Brad Karp? This Brad Karp? I’m getting a sudden sense of clarity about his unhesitant bend of the knee to the Trump II White House.
January 31, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Brad Trout much better anyway
I abhor them both but the answer is she’s not the same person as her spouse
I don’t know why we would extend the courtesy of intellectually honest criticism to Bari Weiss?
we’re having fun with this but I do think it’s worth saying that Bowles’ story seems consistent and I haven’t seen any indication that she met him more than the one time she acknowledges
January 31, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I abhor them both but the answer is she’s not the same person as her spouse
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January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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The most somber Whiskey Friday in recent memory
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
The most somber Whiskey Friday in recent memory
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Some thoughts on one of the best friends I ever had.
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Some thoughts on one of the best friends I ever had.
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Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.
They can have chicken and broccoli for $3 at home
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 PM
They can have chicken and broccoli for $3 at home
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Just saw the Dan McQuade news and am incredibly sad. Philadelphia has lost an institution, and journalism is much worse off without him. Fuck.
January 29, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Just saw the Dan McQuade news and am incredibly sad. Philadelphia has lost an institution, and journalism is much worse off without him. Fuck.
I do not realize how much I talk to the dog until she’s not here and I’m yelling “Pepper!” while like getting water
January 28, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I do not realize how much I talk to the dog until she’s not here and I’m yelling “Pepper!” while like getting water
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This is the robotic book retrieval system at the Shenzhen Library north hall, it has millions of books and can retrieve the one you want i 10 minutes
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
This is the robotic book retrieval system at the Shenzhen Library north hall, it has millions of books and can retrieve the one you want i 10 minutes
Watching Industry S1 and yeah absurd but Ken Leung so good!
January 28, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Watching Industry S1 and yeah absurd but Ken Leung so good!
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Just a big congrats to everyone participating in the “babies make angry YouTube videos about baby things” art project today, this is a quality bit of comedy
January 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Just a big congrats to everyone participating in the “babies make angry YouTube videos about baby things” art project today, this is a quality bit of comedy
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This is objectively hilarious
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
This is objectively hilarious
The WSJ editorial page is the biggest group of babies and morons on the planet
They hate that we fight. They complain that we win!
“The Staten Island case is another from the lawsuit mill of Democratic attorney Marc Elias.”https://www.wsj.com/opinion/democrats-try-to-steal-staten-island-0c98d760
“The Staten Island case is another from the lawsuit mill of Democratic attorney Marc Elias.”https://www.wsj.com/opinion/democrats-try-to-steal-staten-island-0c98d760
Opinion | Democrats Try to Steal Staten Island
A judge’s order on racial ‘vote dilution’ could cost the GOP a House seat.
www.wsj.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The WSJ editorial page is the biggest group of babies and morons on the planet
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hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
The @dannyheifetz.bsky.social special
January 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
The @dannyheifetz.bsky.social special
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The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden