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Bryan Joiner

@bryanjoiner.bsky.social

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Media guy @ beerinsights.com (yes really) and Red Sox writer for Over the Monster, otherwise F1, Patriots, Martha’s Vineyard (regional high school), dogs

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1st Viscount Craigavon @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · Oct 6

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 16h

This is the skeleton key defector.com/toward-a-the...

Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 1d

Liebot, what is the saddest thing

Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 2d

We’re dealing on small scales here but Bondi is 10x smarter than Noem
(and 1/10 that of a tardigrade)

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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.bsky.social · 2d

"We took the freedom of speech away," says the president

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 2d

I did not know this!

Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 2d

*any* T-Rex costume!

Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 2d

The T Rex costume gotta have the craziest success rate of all time

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d

#WarRavagedPortland

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3d

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 4d

So brewers/mariners? Bc you’re rooting for the mariners.

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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 4d

She’d legit get more streaming Roblox lmao

Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 4d

Bonfire of the Mediocrities

Inner City Press @innercitypress.bsky.social · 4d

Now Hakeem Jeffries is asked, again, about endorsing Zohran Mambani. He replies, I've answered that before and will have more to say before early voting...

Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 4d

Theo: “Will it make sense if I haven’t seen Nuremberg 1?”

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 4d

this is Oscar-worthy camerawork

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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 5d

Dead Birds. King shit

ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 5d

Still Life with Dead Birds (and a Basket of Oysters), by Germain Ribot, 1860-80

Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 6d

I agree! I was wrong

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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 6d

Were you surveilling me yesterday or

Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 6d

* I was wrong

Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 6d

She was right and was wrong btw

Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 6d

You are right and I was wrong, full stop

Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 6d

I misunderstood and should have known (and did!) that doubting @marisakabas.bsky.social is a fool’s errand. In penance I will finally subscribe to the handbasket rather than slurp it up here. Anyone reading this can dunk on my ass, I earned it

Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 6d

If you think pritzker is running a giant op… seek help

Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 6d

Do I think state cops would disobey the governor in favor of Trump? I mean yeah

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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 6d

I’m not saying they didn’t. Of course they did. She saying, very clearly, that he told them to, that he was “lying.” I do not buy that whatsoever

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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 6d

if you think he ordered them to I can’t help you

Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 6d

Stop lying. Your state cops attacked protesters alongside ICE yesterday. I was there. I and others were violently attacked by ICE agents. Your state cops acted in concert with them during the attack.

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 6d

State, county, and local law enforcement have been working together and coordinating to ensure public safety around the Broadview ICE facility, and to protect people’s ability to peacefully exercise their constitutional rights.

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