Dude Process
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Bad jokes, good takes, liberation theology and far far too much professional wrestling
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Trump really wanted this prize but they didn’t want to give it to him so the Nobel committee compromised and made a different choice that was also stupid.
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In 2021 one of the BU labs ordered an industrial sized roller of aluminum foil to my stockroom but did not put their lab name on the label.

In September of 2022 it still hadn’t been picked up so I took it home.

It just ran out tonight.
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Well most things are bad but at least the Yankees are in hell
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My 8 months pregnant wife got laid off today due to federal funding cuts and as far as I can tell to qualify for unemployment she’s supposed to just… go on interviews???? Has there ever been a stupider society?
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You are not going to lose because of supporting trans rights, but you will lose by having a loser mentality
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While I obviously think that hiring Bari Weiss for your news room is dumb and crass I think for a network like CBS that’s entire television lineup is catering to someone who is 78 and afraid they might screw something up if they touch a remote button, I suppose a conservative shift is inevitable
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If their blood is gonna boil over Bad Bunny you might as well give them something to actually get mad about.
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I’ve seen the piece Bomani did on how the anti-racist groups the NFL had since pledged money to are more radical than you think, and barest credit due for keeping the Rooney Rule when other companies were killing DEI.

But it’s still nuts that nobody is publicly sitting out the anthem right now.
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Thinking about how Colin Kaepernick had the whole NFL scared to the point Jerry Jones kneeled on the field and they finagled the whole thing away to the point where the only real winner is Jay-Z because he gets to pick the halftime show and the conservative media still has the outrage dial up on it.
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these guys want -- indeed feel entitled to -- cultural hegemony but don't have a popular culture to offer anyone outside of podcasts where dumb guys complain. they're hoping AI will make one for them but i got bad news
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They say I’m allowed to be president now but they are lying
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Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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I’ll probably mention this 500 times in the next year but my stepdad was in Vietnam, realized it was stupid, went AWOL and served 90 days in a military prison.

Literally anyone holding a gun for the government could do that right now but if they won’t it’s because they’re either a Nazi or bitchmade
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Of course the liberals have no response to this because they are still obsessed with Trump’s draft dodging, the most sensible thing a person could’ve done, because they’re basically bought in on all the same stuff. They’re flying the same POW-MIA flags with their own Lost Cause of Saigon variation
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This is a formative opinion of the boomer-down American rot. That the army that was committing a hundred inhuman massacres and losing could’ve won with massacre 101
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Trump: "The problem with Vietnam, we, you know, we stopped fighting to win. We would've won easy. We would've won Afghanistan easy. We would've won every war easy. But we got politically correct. 'Oh, let's take it easy.' We're not politically correct anymore, just so you understand."
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Why is Jerry Jones in a Dr. Pepper commercial? Did they pay him for that? Is it just part of his ceaseless need for attention?
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[Chumbawamba lady voice] missing my wife all day
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I am not impressed if you compare our current situation to 1984. I am not impressed if you compare our current situation to Brave New World. I will be impressed if you compare our current situation to Miami 2017 (Seen The Lights Go Out On Broadway)
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Man I really wanna but I'm too tired
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ALL THAT JAZZ (1979) — 10:00 pm ET — 2h 3m
(Two for One: Lin-Manuel Miranda)

Roy Scheider, Jessica Lange, Ann Reinking; directed by Bob Fosse

Bob Fosse tells his own life story as he details the sordid life of Joe Gideon, a womanizing, drug-using dancer.

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Two for One
Saturdays in July at 8pm | 6 Movies
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noplansjustvibes.bsky.social
Put on Collision and it seems like the ICE advertisements have gotten... worse?

To me the increased frequency makes ICE look even more pathetic than before but the way the dissent was crushed by media indifference could mean they're just trying to brag
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My barely-listened take on the Taylor Swift album is that she is still her same 6/10 self but Max Martin has unfortunately lost his fastball.
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Never really thought about it but these two guys have very similar names
Benecio Del Toro Benny The Bull
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I will be nice because I like A’ja Wilson but if any other league ended up with a Las Vegas v Phoenix final I would consider it a complete failure of a season
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I am losing it at the Australian saying he’s “the global south”