Dude Process
@noplansjustvibes.bsky.social
Bad jokes, good takes, liberation theology and far far too much professional wrestling
If we doubled the output of Family Guy episodes per year we could bleed dry the well of cutaway gags and kill the “funny insurance commercial” industry for good
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If we doubled the output of Family Guy episodes per year we could bleed dry the well of cutaway gags and kill the “funny insurance commercial” industry for good
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Your government has abandoned you, GI!
They have sent you to die in Venezuela!
The imperialists don’t care about you!
You cannot win this war, GI Joe! Defect!
You are fighting a rich man’s oil war, GI!
They will give you a medal at your death!
Make sure to like and subscribe for more content!
They have sent you to die in Venezuela!
The imperialists don’t care about you!
You cannot win this war, GI Joe! Defect!
You are fighting a rich man’s oil war, GI!
They will give you a medal at your death!
Make sure to like and subscribe for more content!
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Your government has abandoned you, GI!
They have sent you to die in Venezuela!
The imperialists don’t care about you!
You cannot win this war, GI Joe! Defect!
You are fighting a rich man’s oil war, GI!
They will give you a medal at your death!
Make sure to like and subscribe for more content!
They have sent you to die in Venezuela!
The imperialists don’t care about you!
You cannot win this war, GI Joe! Defect!
You are fighting a rich man’s oil war, GI!
They will give you a medal at your death!
Make sure to like and subscribe for more content!
Reposted by Dude Process
I would make people call me Maurice
Must suck to have a super normal name like "Stephen Miller" and have to deal with thinking about the other one every day.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I would make people call me Maurice
I would make people call me Maurice
Must suck to have a super normal name like "Stephen Miller" and have to deal with thinking about the other one every day.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I would make people call me Maurice
Paramount+ coverage of SVNS has been dogshit
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Paramount+ coverage of SVNS has been dogshit
Decided I’m gonna pull an all nighter tonight so that my wife can have a real nights sleep for the first time in a month. There’s also Rugby7s on at 2am so it all works out
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Decided I’m gonna pull an all nighter tonight so that my wife can have a real nights sleep for the first time in a month. There’s also Rugby7s on at 2am so it all works out
I feel like if conservatives really think cities are that dangerous than they shouldn’t be so shaken that some national guard got shot there. Like what else could you have meant when you kept saying “war zone”
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I feel like if conservatives really think cities are that dangerous than they shouldn’t be so shaken that some national guard got shot there. Like what else could you have meant when you kept saying “war zone”
Think I’m gonna start saying that I have a sofa. Tired of having a couch. It’s so vulgar.
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Think I’m gonna start saying that I have a sofa. Tired of having a couch. It’s so vulgar.
Adam Sandler: Gobble Gobble Goo and Gobble Gobble Giggle. I wish turkey only cost a nickel.
Guy With A Blue Check and a Substack: You can’t do that. That isn’t allowed. The market is the best determinant of turkey costs.
Guy With A Blue Check and a Substack: You can’t do that. That isn’t allowed. The market is the best determinant of turkey costs.
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Adam Sandler: Gobble Gobble Goo and Gobble Gobble Giggle. I wish turkey only cost a nickel.
Guy With A Blue Check and a Substack: You can’t do that. That isn’t allowed. The market is the best determinant of turkey costs.
Guy With A Blue Check and a Substack: You can’t do that. That isn’t allowed. The market is the best determinant of turkey costs.
Go ahead keep teasing a Lainey Wilson appearance. I’m not gonna look up who that is.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Go ahead keep teasing a Lainey Wilson appearance. I’m not gonna look up who that is.
Thanksgiving rocks. We ask the richest country in the world to just be grateful for their undeservedly blessed lives for one day so instead they just sandwich it with as much trash buying on either side and then spend the week getting in arguments about pie.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Thanksgiving rocks. We ask the richest country in the world to just be grateful for their undeservedly blessed lives for one day so instead they just sandwich it with as much trash buying on either side and then spend the week getting in arguments about pie.
Ids just one of those days
In a perfect autocorrect error, @raxkingisdead.bsky.social just texted me about "Freud Durst" and we both RACED to text each other men doing it all for the nookie with their own mothers.
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ids just one of those days
Christmas music before Thanksgiving is usually verboten but this is one of those exception years where you can start a few days early so you can get a true 30
days if you want it
days if you want it
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Christmas music before Thanksgiving is usually verboten but this is one of those exception years where you can start a few days early so you can get a true 30
days if you want it
days if you want it
IKEA furniture is like Tarantino films where you won’t immediately recognize the quality of the product until you’ve engaged with the knockoff versions
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
IKEA furniture is like Tarantino films where you won’t immediately recognize the quality of the product until you’ve engaged with the knockoff versions
Hold one second let me turn on my white noise machine *hits 480 minutes on the microwave*
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hold one second let me turn on my white noise machine *hits 480 minutes on the microwave*
Not to be toxically masculine but if I come over your house and you’re using an “AI grill” I am going to fuck your wife and raise your children.
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Not to be toxically masculine but if I come over your house and you’re using an “AI grill” I am going to fuck your wife and raise your children.
Why is the grinch in commercials for Walmart? It’s not like it’s promotion for a movie they’re just letting a beloved character be a WalMart spokesperson
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Why is the grinch in commercials for Walmart? It’s not like it’s promotion for a movie they’re just letting a beloved character be a WalMart spokesperson
I had the single most embarrassing day of my working life when a job didn’t tell me they were letting me go and I showed up and my keycard didn’t work and the desk was cleared out.
But then leaving at that exact moment set me up to go temp to perm working at a university and getting my masters.
But then leaving at that exact moment set me up to go temp to perm working at a university and getting my masters.
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I had the single most embarrassing day of my working life when a job didn’t tell me they were letting me go and I showed up and my keycard didn’t work and the desk was cleared out.
But then leaving at that exact moment set me up to go temp to perm working at a university and getting my masters.
But then leaving at that exact moment set me up to go temp to perm working at a university and getting my masters.
Keeping my child away from this Reaganite bullshit. What is the lesson here? If you help anyone they will bleed you dry? I will run for school board to ban this
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Keeping my child away from this Reaganite bullshit. What is the lesson here? If you help anyone they will bleed you dry? I will run for school board to ban this
Every Republican who breaks with Trump and expects to hold their constituency makes me think of the Duff executive talking up how successful Duff Zero is going to be
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Every Republican who breaks with Trump and expects to hold their constituency makes me think of the Duff executive talking up how successful Duff Zero is going to be
I guess how you feel about Mamdani meeting with Trump depends on whether you think Trump is the biggest potential roadblock to Mamdani’s success
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I guess how you feel about Mamdani meeting with Trump depends on whether you think Trump is the biggest potential roadblock to Mamdani’s success
Everyone who voted yea on this is a confirmed Nazi
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Everyone who voted yea on this is a confirmed Nazi
Whom amongst us
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Whom amongst us
These guys have really fucked it up for the “white guy who knows a little kreyol” demographic. We are now approaching “white guy in an Arabic class” suspicion. Thanks a lot assholes
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
These guys have really fucked it up for the “white guy who knows a little kreyol” demographic. We are now approaching “white guy in an Arabic class” suspicion. Thanks a lot assholes
It seems like everyone’s thoughts on the second act of Wicked are pretty much in line with mine when I saw it 20 years ago
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It seems like everyone’s thoughts on the second act of Wicked are pretty much in line with mine when I saw it 20 years ago