Bryan Death to Turkeys Maxwell
@bryanmaxwell.bsky.social
Freelance developer, code mentor.
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he/him/his
Neurospicy.
If I can't make stupid jokes, I don't want your revolution.
#python #rust #java #javascript #web #fullstack #desktop #godot
he/him/his
Neurospicy.
If I can't make stupid jokes, I don't want your revolution.
Ruin seems quite popular these days.
December 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ruin seems quite popular these days.
Only the poor get to experience the cold, heartless free market. The rich enjoy all the socialism they flight so hard to deny the rest of us.
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Only the poor get to experience the cold, heartless free market. The rich enjoy all the socialism they flight so hard to deny the rest of us.
Wow, I never expected it would be MAGA that convinced me to go vegan
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Wow, I never expected it would be MAGA that convinced me to go vegan
He misspelled "ruin".
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
He misspelled "ruin".
My first order would be that I be immediately deposed in a bloodless coup.
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My first order would be that I be immediately deposed in a bloodless coup.
Great, after I already paid for one.
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Great, after I already paid for one.
I keep telling me you need to wait until I tell you what your opinion is.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I keep telling me you need to wait until I tell you what your opinion is.
If my wife ever comes to her senses and leaves me, I'll do me and womankind a favor and join a monastery.
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If my wife ever comes to her senses and leaves me, I'll do me and womankind a favor and join a monastery.
He's a very good boy and I love him.
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
He's a very good boy and I love him.
I mean, I was kung-fu fighting and didn't see anybody not kung-fu fighting.
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I mean, I was kung-fu fighting and didn't see anybody not kung-fu fighting.
I can think of no better last words than, "I should have spent more time at the office."
Après moi, le déluge,
Après moi, le déluge,
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I can think of no better last words than, "I should have spent more time at the office."
Après moi, le déluge,
Après moi, le déluge,
Back before dirt, I worked in retail for a while and our coked out store manager said Christmas starts in August.
I didn't like him.
I didn't like him.
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Back before dirt, I worked in retail for a while and our coked out store manager said Christmas starts in August.
I didn't like him.
I didn't like him.
The first one looks like futurism to me.
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The first one looks like futurism to me.
He's a good boy and I love him.
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
He's a good boy and I love him.
How can Chewie make the jump to light speed if it's twice as fast?
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
How can Chewie make the jump to light speed if it's twice as fast?
When she's a 10 but her face...
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
When she's a 10 but her face...
That's why I never forget a face.
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
That's why I never forget a face.
But they just started sounding good. 😭
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
But they just started sounding good. 😭