Bryan Death to Turkeys Maxwell
@bryanmaxwell.bsky.social
Freelance developer, code mentor.
#python #rust #java #javascript #web #fullstack #desktop #godot
he/him/his
Neurospicy.
If I can't make stupid jokes, I don't want your revolution.
#python #rust #java #javascript #web #fullstack #desktop #godot
he/him/his
Neurospicy.
If I can't make stupid jokes, I don't want your revolution.
Pinned
I apologize for my frequent tpyos.
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a horror not meant for mortal eyes. I present to you...
the economy
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a horror not meant for mortal eyes. I present to you...
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"The more rainbows I can paint, the better."
After Greg Abbott took theirs, Houstonians are painting rainbows everywhere
"The more rainbows I can paint, the better."
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"The more rainbows I can paint, the better."
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Sorry I refuse to entertain the complete non-existent world where white people don’t know that countless cultures, including some of their own but certainly diasporic racialized ones, call their mom’s cousin’s friend’s sister they grew up with “cousin” and call close women elders “aunt/auntie”
October 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sorry I refuse to entertain the complete non-existent world where white people don’t know that countless cultures, including some of their own but certainly diasporic racialized ones, call their mom’s cousin’s friend’s sister they grew up with “cousin” and call close women elders “aunt/auntie”
Tech bros invented publicity.
October 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Tech bros invented publicity.
C Thomas Howell. Howl, Thomas, howl.
October 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
C Thomas Howell. Howl, Thomas, howl.
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It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
All praise forg!
October 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
All praise forg!
I'm a self-made idiot.
October 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I'm a self-made idiot.
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The Who?
Subtly downgrade a band
Slim Boy Slim
Slim Boy Slim
Subtly downgrade a band
Slightly Used Order
Slightly Used Order
September 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The Who?
Paracetamol? I hardly know 'em all.
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Paracetamol? I hardly know 'em all.
Oh no! I got the 'tism from the acinnamonimons.
September 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Oh no! I got the 'tism from the acinnamonimons.
I miss when I could fool myself into thinking I understand the world.
The US senator has labelled Carr’s comments ‘dangerous as hell’ and something ‘right out of Goodfellas’.
Ted Cruz breaks with Republicans, slams ‘mafioso’ threats to broadcasters
The US senator has labelled Carr’s comments ‘dangerous as hell’ and something ‘right out of Goodfellas’.
bit.ly
September 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I miss when I could fool myself into thinking I understand the world.
I'm on an eastbound flight. Outside of my window the sun has been setting for 4 hours. But that undying, unyielding sun is enough to burn away the dread I feel at the madness overtaking the world.
September 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm on an eastbound flight. Outside of my window the sun has been setting for 4 hours. But that undying, unyielding sun is enough to burn away the dread I feel at the madness overtaking the world.
For the first time in 24 years I didn't have to take my shoes off at an American airport. If it took that long to undo one stupid wannabe terrorist did, I fear I will be long dead before we see the light at the end of Trump's tunnel.
September 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
For the first time in 24 years I didn't have to take my shoes off at an American airport. If it took that long to undo one stupid wannabe terrorist did, I fear I will be long dead before we see the light at the end of Trump's tunnel.
I can't help about the place I'm at
I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my ass is fat
Oh well.
I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my ass is fat
Oh well.
September 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I can't help about the place I'm at
I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my ass is fat
Oh well.
I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my ass is fat
Oh well.
To paraphrase Chris Rock: Abraham Lincoln was assassinated, Martin Luther King Jr was assassinated; Charlie Kirk, that cracker got shot.
September 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
To paraphrase Chris Rock: Abraham Lincoln was assassinated, Martin Luther King Jr was assassinated; Charlie Kirk, that cracker got shot.
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Donald Trump has a history of making national tragedies worse. So here's a quick side by side of how one president responds to a national crisis versus how another does.
September 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Donald Trump has a history of making national tragedies worse. So here's a quick side by side of how one president responds to a national crisis versus how another does.
You know what I didn't understand?
Everything.
Everything.
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You know what I didn't understand?
Everything.
Everything.
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My actual prediction is that within two weeks Charlie Kirk will be totally forgotten by both the right and left. He was a deeply mediocre hatemonger who offered nothing original, and there will be plenty of right wing grifters ready to step over his body to collect the racist propaganda checks.
September 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My actual prediction is that within two weeks Charlie Kirk will be totally forgotten by both the right and left. He was a deeply mediocre hatemonger who offered nothing original, and there will be plenty of right wing grifters ready to step over his body to collect the racist propaganda checks.
Violence is never acceptable*
*Terms and conditions apply
*Terms and conditions apply
September 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Violence is never acceptable*
*Terms and conditions apply
*Terms and conditions apply
Raging histamines or benadryl nightmares?
a black and gold scale of justice with chains
Alt: a black and gold scale of justice with chains
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Raging histamines or benadryl nightmares?
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