This weekend I went to Disney on Ice at the O2, paid £38 for two gin and tonics, and took exactly one photo:
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
This weekend I went to Disney on Ice at the O2, paid £38 for two gin and tonics, and took exactly one photo:
You see Notre-Dame, whereas it reminds me of the magnifying glass gag in Top Secret (1984).
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
You see Notre-Dame, whereas it reminds me of the magnifying glass gag in Top Secret (1984).
Perhaps you might want to see the 1960s Japanese music box I bought for my other half
December 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Perhaps you might want to see the 1960s Japanese music box I bought for my other half
Wonder if we can get lower than this for someone hypothetically famous?
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Wonder if we can get lower than this for someone hypothetically famous?
London people, where exactly is this? I thought maybe Frith Street but can't find a match for the pub (The Globe? The George?).
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
London people, where exactly is this? I thought maybe Frith Street but can't find a match for the pub (The Globe? The George?).
Didn't think to wrap a bow around that, did you?
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Didn't think to wrap a bow around that, did you?
Ffffuuuuuuuuuuccccckjkkkk ooooooooofffffffffffff
December 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ffffuuuuuuuuuuccccckjkkkk ooooooooofffffffffffff
Fuck off, Monzo, I'm trying to pay a water bill.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Fuck off, Monzo, I'm trying to pay a water bill.
I wish this person everything they hope for
December 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I wish this person everything they hope for
Have I ever mentioned my mortal fear of former BBC News substitute presenter Mishal Husain? Probably not, since it's not a big issue generally.
Anyway, best get to work
Anyway, best get to work
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Have I ever mentioned my mortal fear of former BBC News substitute presenter Mishal Husain? Probably not, since it's not a big issue generally.
Anyway, best get to work
Anyway, best get to work
Lol and, what is more, lmfao.
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Lol and, what is more, lmfao.
Can't believe John Lewis has turned my tweet into a Christmas ad.
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Can't believe John Lewis has turned my tweet into a Christmas ad.
