France Coughka
@brycedahlgren.bsky.social
Red Rooms has been stuck in my head for a whole year. Evil film and I mean that as a compliment.
October 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Red Rooms has been stuck in my head for a whole year. Evil film and I mean that as a compliment.
Ahh. The perfect song.
October 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ahh. The perfect song.
Already growing the mustache.
October 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Already growing the mustache.
This fucking guy. It’s like we took the concept of Fragging made it into a golem and convinced it was General Patton.
September 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This fucking guy. It’s like we took the concept of Fragging made it into a golem and convinced it was General Patton.
We made this guy the Secretary of Defense.
September 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
We made this guy the Secretary of Defense.
They were eighty years ago.
September 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
They were eighty years ago.
From the law firm of Dunning and Kruger.
September 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
From the law firm of Dunning and Kruger.
A nation of Ronnie Bernhardts.
September 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A nation of Ronnie Bernhardts.
Probably beats them too.
September 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Probably beats them too.
Smuggling Baby Doll out of the country on a French submarine so he can start an exile government in Glasgow.
September 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Smuggling Baby Doll out of the country on a French submarine so he can start an exile government in Glasgow.
This also reads like an the start to an email you get from South Knot Distribution Center when they want you to steal some tchotchkes back from the MULEs.
September 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This also reads like an the start to an email you get from South Knot Distribution Center when they want you to steal some tchotchkes back from the MULEs.
They are going to transvestigate the Kool-Aid Man. Deep voice and a lack of male genitalia on the pitcher? Concerning.
September 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
They are going to transvestigate the Kool-Aid Man. Deep voice and a lack of male genitalia on the pitcher? Concerning.
Lou Reed’s Walk on the Wild Side. Which leads to seven year old me repeating the lyric “never lost her head while she was giving head” and getting sent to the principal.
September 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Lou Reed’s Walk on the Wild Side. Which leads to seven year old me repeating the lyric “never lost her head while she was giving head” and getting sent to the principal.
Why does Mike McDaniel remind me of that teen movie trope where the nice boy next door gets famous for something; lets the success get to his head and starts dressing like a jerk. I’m getting Teen Wolf in the school play vibes right now on the need hubris scale.
September 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Why does Mike McDaniel remind me of that teen movie trope where the nice boy next door gets famous for something; lets the success get to his head and starts dressing like a jerk. I’m getting Teen Wolf in the school play vibes right now on the need hubris scale.
They don’t even believe this shit. It’s just pandering to an audience they know is dumber than hammered snot.
September 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
They don’t even believe this shit. It’s just pandering to an audience they know is dumber than hammered snot.
Dude….this is me toodling around returning lost cargo instead of fighting BTs in Death Stranding.
September 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Dude….this is me toodling around returning lost cargo instead of fighting BTs in Death Stranding.
Also the “I really love chocolate but live with two boxer dogs who are into food heists.”
September 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Also the “I really love chocolate but live with two boxer dogs who are into food heists.”
Not the first time MAGA have left a gigantic turd in the Rotunda tbf.
September 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Not the first time MAGA have left a gigantic turd in the Rotunda tbf.
Jim Carrey in The Mask voice: Strokin’!
September 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Jim Carrey in The Mask voice: Strokin’!
The inventor of the machine that grinds “the other” into slurry and turns their screams into bitcoin died yesterday. Let’s marvel at how smoothly the machine ran.
September 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The inventor of the machine that grinds “the other” into slurry and turns their screams into bitcoin died yesterday. Let’s marvel at how smoothly the machine ran.
Had my first news related panic attack today. That was fun.
September 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Had my first news related panic attack today. That was fun.
Love how he throws a fictional concept out there and acts like it’s a historical fact (The Mule).
September 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Love how he throws a fictional concept out there and acts like it’s a historical fact (The Mule).
Haha. I look at mine and wonder if I have a completed novel’s worth of time invested there.
September 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Haha. I look at mine and wonder if I have a completed novel’s worth of time invested there.
What a fucking worm man.
August 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
What a fucking worm man.