France Coughka
brycedahlgren.bsky.social
France Coughka
@brycedahlgren.bsky.social
Chris Wray would have caught this guy by now. Just sayin’
September 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Every rap act in the world this morning.
July 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Hey guys first day training Grok to give informed meteorological updates following the tragic flooding in Texas. I found a bunch of weather journals called The Daily Stormer to plug in. Let me know how it works! TY.
July 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Stock Market closes higher on word from pathological liars that China is going to make a deal. Wall Street are all dudes who don’t want to believe their girlfriend is cheating on them and propose to convince themselves.
April 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Guy on CNBC disassociating in real time. Are we cooked.
April 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
There’s a player for Houston named Tuggler and it sounds like the name of a Batman villain whose gimmick is jerking off.
April 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me when I find out the male fashion guy is gunning for me.
April 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Maybe it’s cope, but I think the economy tanking is the thing that gets the screws put to Trump. This is America, we’re more afraid of being poor than being dead.
April 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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they separated butterball into his component parts
March 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Flying my Criterion Collection at half mast for the rest of the year.
January 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Jesus Christ Darby. That had to suck.
December 19, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Me to the ominously masked messenger when I decline the invite to the Eyes Wide Shut orgy.
December 15, 2024 at 1:56 PM
True maturity is recognizing The Riverbottom Nightmare Band won the Frogtown Hollow Talent Show going away. Sorry Ma and Emmet Otter, Chuck and company killed that shit.
December 13, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Feeling cute. Might escape the Black Lodge later idk.
December 13, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Just a smol bean. Just a little guy really. Never hurt anyone. Didn’t call any of the shots that screwed people out of their savings or their lives. UHC gave him 43 million dollars cause he could lighten the mood by reciting lines from The Big Lebowski.
“A lot of people are judging him, not knowing him at all,” he said. “And it’s not right. That’s not him. It’s just a sad thing of what has happened and even more sad of what people have tried to turn him into.”

@nytimes.com $UNH
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/10/n...
UnitedHealthcare C.E.O. Laid to Rest as Family Mourns Privately
Brian Thompson was remembered in his Minnesota hometown as a devoted father to his two sons.
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2024 at 4:14 PM
The thing with The Muppets is when they show up, I’m always like, “oh I wonder what Kermit has been doing. He looks healthy.” Not that they were just pulled out of an ammo case and put on camera.
December 13, 2024 at 4:29 AM
We got any more conventionally attractive Italians with incoherent politics named something like Mario Primavera or Giuseppe Mammamia?
This is pure supervillain behavior
December 10, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Nah. They gone and caught the Count of Monte Cristo.
Authorities have released the mugshot of Luigi Mangione, FOX Baltimore reports
December 9, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Worst thing McDonalds has done all year and they killed folks with tainted onions.
December 9, 2024 at 10:21 PM
You know sports salaries are getting ridiculous when I have to use my calculator to get the per year average.
December 9, 2024 at 1:41 PM
If you squint Myles Borne looks like late aughts Randy Orton.
December 8, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Or Harris would have stumped with Cigna or Anthem’s CEO and “I am Speaking-ed” a M4A activist.
can't help but think that the election result might have been different if the UHG CEO were shot two months ago.

suddenly everyone's talking about how US healthcare is a scam & billionaires are bad & cops are laughably incompetent
December 7, 2024 at 10:24 PM