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“Who’s gonna protect you” says the guy that’s absolutely silent when other men are talking over me or dismissing me. Bro you can’t even back me up in a conversation the fuck are you gonna do in a situation with physical violence?
Applying for rentals is a humiliation ritual because please give me a house to live in, I make 6 figures and always treat it like it’s precious to me. Please I just want somewhere to live
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Applying for rentals is a humiliation ritual because please give me a house to live in, I make 6 figures and always treat it like it’s precious to me. Please I just want somewhere to live
Every time I want to skip gym or go home early I imagine she’s judging me. Never fails to remind me why I’m here
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January 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Every time I want to skip gym or go home early I imagine she’s judging me. Never fails to remind me why I’m here
I don’t read captions, I don’t watch part 2, either you put the information in the video or you do long form and do a thorough job.
January 11, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I don’t read captions, I don’t watch part 2, either you put the information in the video or you do long form and do a thorough job.
GenZ will do anything but credit Bratz dolls with their understanding of naughties fashion
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
GenZ will do anything but credit Bratz dolls with their understanding of naughties fashion
Nothing cornier than dudes who are embarrassed to listen to Drake but openly listen to Chris Brown like for shame brother
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Nothing cornier than dudes who are embarrassed to listen to Drake but openly listen to Chris Brown like for shame brother
I’m actually eternally fucking bitter at the global north because not only is winter the dumbest time of year to have Christmas/NY but
GLOBAL simulcast releases ARENT GLOBAL OR SIMULTANEOUS IF UK AND US GETS THEM ON A THURSDAY AND I, DESPITE BEING A DAY AHEAD HAVE TO WAIT TILL FUCKING FRIDAY
GLOBAL simulcast releases ARENT GLOBAL OR SIMULTANEOUS IF UK AND US GETS THEM ON A THURSDAY AND I, DESPITE BEING A DAY AHEAD HAVE TO WAIT TILL FUCKING FRIDAY
January 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I’m actually eternally fucking bitter at the global north because not only is winter the dumbest time of year to have Christmas/NY but
GLOBAL simulcast releases ARENT GLOBAL OR SIMULTANEOUS IF UK AND US GETS THEM ON A THURSDAY AND I, DESPITE BEING A DAY AHEAD HAVE TO WAIT TILL FUCKING FRIDAY
GLOBAL simulcast releases ARENT GLOBAL OR SIMULTANEOUS IF UK AND US GETS THEM ON A THURSDAY AND I, DESPITE BEING A DAY AHEAD HAVE TO WAIT TILL FUCKING FRIDAY
The BBno$ hate is so fucking forced. This is like nickleback all over again. Y’all can’t staaaaaand when a guy works his niche to its fullest extent
January 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The BBno$ hate is so fucking forced. This is like nickleback all over again. Y’all can’t staaaaaand when a guy works his niche to its fullest extent
Rewatching FMA is it’s own experience because once you know you can never see some characters the same again
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Rewatching FMA is it’s own experience because once you know you can never see some characters the same again
I hope with every atom in my body that Gen z and Gen Alpha are the parents of the next wave of skinny jeans kids
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I hope with every atom in my body that Gen z and Gen Alpha are the parents of the next wave of skinny jeans kids
The taste of Ondansetron is the taste of salvation
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
The taste of Ondansetron is the taste of salvation
“No matter how long it’s been since we hung out we are still friends like we’ve always been. Nothings changed for me”
That’s great. It has for me. We live in the same city 30 mins from eachother and you can’t spare 5 minutes to send a message or half an hour for a catch up? we are acquaintances
That’s great. It has for me. We live in the same city 30 mins from eachother and you can’t spare 5 minutes to send a message or half an hour for a catch up? we are acquaintances
January 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
“No matter how long it’s been since we hung out we are still friends like we’ve always been. Nothings changed for me”
That’s great. It has for me. We live in the same city 30 mins from eachother and you can’t spare 5 minutes to send a message or half an hour for a catch up? we are acquaintances
That’s great. It has for me. We live in the same city 30 mins from eachother and you can’t spare 5 minutes to send a message or half an hour for a catch up? we are acquaintances
There isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t miss YikYak
January 5, 2026 at 10:09 AM
There isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t miss YikYak
The sweet pain of a summer well spent is itchy bites where you’re sunburnt. Save me from this infernal itch
January 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
The sweet pain of a summer well spent is itchy bites where you’re sunburnt. Save me from this infernal itch
Losing weight in imperial must be so much more fucking rewarding than in metric
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Losing weight in imperial must be so much more fucking rewarding than in metric
Five Star Hotels would be a 10/10 if someone could remove the random dog barking every off beat. I fail to understand why in the fuck they left that so prominent in the mix
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Five Star Hotels would be a 10/10 if someone could remove the random dog barking every off beat. I fail to understand why in the fuck they left that so prominent in the mix
It still baffles me every day the concept of “body count” coz even if we bypass the fact that it’s weird puritanical behaviour deeply rooted in red pill misogyny…
You can just lie! It’s that easy! How tf are they gonna know? You just have to take me at my word every time and can’t do shit about it
You can just lie! It’s that easy! How tf are they gonna know? You just have to take me at my word every time and can’t do shit about it
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It still baffles me every day the concept of “body count” coz even if we bypass the fact that it’s weird puritanical behaviour deeply rooted in red pill misogyny…
You can just lie! It’s that easy! How tf are they gonna know? You just have to take me at my word every time and can’t do shit about it
You can just lie! It’s that easy! How tf are they gonna know? You just have to take me at my word every time and can’t do shit about it
Playing the Ori games as my first venture into metroidvania platformers has been such a treat with so far, the singular exception, of mouldwood depths which beyond being unbelievably fucking nasty is also the biggest pain in the ass. I now better understand people who are afraid of the dark
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Playing the Ori games as my first venture into metroidvania platformers has been such a treat with so far, the singular exception, of mouldwood depths which beyond being unbelievably fucking nasty is also the biggest pain in the ass. I now better understand people who are afraid of the dark
After 6 long days by the grace of god and 3 different types of laxatives I’m finally free and already down 2kgs
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
After 6 long days by the grace of god and 3 different types of laxatives I’m finally free and already down 2kgs
I love my grandmother dearly but she is a living example of why I think people over the age of 75 should not be allowed on the roads
October 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I love my grandmother dearly but she is a living example of why I think people over the age of 75 should not be allowed on the roads
Someone needs to explain to me how, in a country full of alcoholics, Australia has the nerve to try and sell me a 24 pack of cider for $105 dollars???? What in the ever loving fuck is that?
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Someone needs to explain to me how, in a country full of alcoholics, Australia has the nerve to try and sell me a 24 pack of cider for $105 dollars???? What in the ever loving fuck is that?
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Rewatching JJK with a friend and Jesus Christ Toji Fushiguro man that you are 😩
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September 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Rewatching JJK with a friend and Jesus Christ Toji Fushiguro man that you are 😩
Breezing through the blood donation questions because all of them start with “in the past month have you had sex with…”
Hell nah 😎
Hell nah 😎
September 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Breezing through the blood donation questions because all of them start with “in the past month have you had sex with…”
Hell nah 😎
Hell nah 😎
Someone in the gym is smelling especially feety this morning 😵💫
September 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Someone in the gym is smelling especially feety this morning 😵💫
I’m so glad lockdown tiktok dancing has translated in a lot more young people finding a love for dance and social dance again
September 1, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I’m so glad lockdown tiktok dancing has translated in a lot more young people finding a love for dance and social dance again