Rereading this later, I'm pretty sure that this is the worst joke of all time. I'm leaving it here as a warning to others should they feel tempted to make Mark Twain puns.

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"Did you see how slowly I moved the cursor over the box? How I hesitated for a moment before clicking? Please don't banish me to captcha purgatory"

Because it's overused? Or just annoying to see?

I'm more of a salty winter geezer but that's nice of you to say

I don't know who that is and can only assume it's a set up so that you can say "nothin what's topanga with you"

Infant mortality hit 99% since we started putting these in but at least we know that each and every one of these babies went straight to heaven. Praise the lord! 🙏

We should go on a pilgrimage to South America to celebrate! Alpaca my bags!