Bryson (he/him)
@brysonic.bsky.social
I listen to Rick Astley on purpose
I have never felt more judged
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I have never felt more judged
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Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files
September 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files
The fastest way to get me to never support your organization again is to call me with one of those AI bots that is supposed to sound like a human.
Exhibit A: @plancanada.bsky.social
Exhibit A: @plancanada.bsky.social
June 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The fastest way to get me to never support your organization again is to call me with one of those AI bots that is supposed to sound like a human.
Exhibit A: @plancanada.bsky.social
Exhibit A: @plancanada.bsky.social
I don't use Java very much, but I do love their weird names for things like a utility called the FluentPropertyBeanIntrospector 😁
April 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I don't use Java very much, but I do love their weird names for things like a utility called the FluentPropertyBeanIntrospector 😁
I always make sure that the movies I watch pass the Becel test (two characters talking together about something other than margarine).
March 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I always make sure that the movies I watch pass the Becel test (two characters talking together about something other than margarine).
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
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ok can we please invent a word like ‘soulslike’ or ‘roguelike’ but for games like Outer Wilds and Obra Dinn because it is clearly the best video game genre and should be quantified accordingly
January 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
ok can we please invent a word like ‘soulslike’ or ‘roguelike’ but for games like Outer Wilds and Obra Dinn because it is clearly the best video game genre and should be quantified accordingly
I always thought Samuel Langhorne Clemens and Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass should hang out, but never the Twain shall meet
January 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I always thought Samuel Langhorne Clemens and Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass should hang out, but never the Twain shall meet
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"Hail the incarnate deity" is pretty metal for a Christmas lyric
December 16, 2024 at 3:00 PM
"Hail the incarnate deity" is pretty metal for a Christmas lyric
What is the worst Christmas song, and why is it the Paul McCartney one?
December 15, 2024 at 3:38 PM
What is the worst Christmas song, and why is it the Paul McCartney one?
If you have kids that are between 4 and 10, there's a 55% chance that you have an unflushed turd in one of your toilets right now.
December 11, 2024 at 9:38 PM
If you have kids that are between 4 and 10, there's a 55% chance that you have an unflushed turd in one of your toilets right now.
Captchas are weird. I find myself wondering how I can click the box more like a human so that I don't have to spend two minutes identifying bicycles.
December 4, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Captchas are weird. I find myself wondering how I can click the box more like a human so that I don't have to spend two minutes identifying bicycles.
The front camera on my phone is messed up so every photo I take with it makes me look like I'm in Silent Hill 😅
October 30, 2024 at 6:56 PM
The front camera on my phone is messed up so every photo I take with it makes me look like I'm in Silent Hill 😅
Now playing on bluesky radio: you're too skeet for me by hozier
October 22, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Now playing on bluesky radio: you're too skeet for me by hozier
How is it that Smooth Criminal kicks so much ass even though like 75% of the song is just asking Annie if she's OK?
October 18, 2024 at 2:26 AM
How is it that Smooth Criminal kicks so much ass even though like 75% of the song is just asking Annie if she's OK?
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"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
- Glamorizes hustle culture
- Speciest
- Was taught to you in elementary school
"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."
- Metal as fuck
- Implies that you are a wizard
- No one will know you are testing out a font
- Glamorizes hustle culture
- Speciest
- Was taught to you in elementary school
"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."
- Metal as fuck
- Implies that you are a wizard
- No one will know you are testing out a font
October 15, 2024 at 8:16 PM
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
- Glamorizes hustle culture
- Speciest
- Was taught to you in elementary school
"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."
- Metal as fuck
- Implies that you are a wizard
- No one will know you are testing out a font
- Glamorizes hustle culture
- Speciest
- Was taught to you in elementary school
"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."
- Metal as fuck
- Implies that you are a wizard
- No one will know you are testing out a font
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Sonic and Zelda make it look easy but I bet in real life it's a lot harder to inhale oxygen from large underwater bubbles when you're seconds away from drowning. there's probably like a trick to it or something
October 4, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Sonic and Zelda make it look easy but I bet in real life it's a lot harder to inhale oxygen from large underwater bubbles when you're seconds away from drowning. there's probably like a trick to it or something
I was told to stop making jokes about salt but I'm no sel out
October 2, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I was told to stop making jokes about salt but I'm no sel out
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despite all my rage
I still have to pay my mortgage
I still have to pay my mortgage
September 29, 2024 at 6:49 PM
despite all my rage
I still have to pay my mortgage
I still have to pay my mortgage
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genie: for your first wish?
me: I wish for more wishes
genie: that’s against the rules
me: I wish for more genies
genie: *checks notes* god dammit
me: I wish for more wishes
genie: that’s against the rules
me: I wish for more genies
genie: *checks notes* god dammit
September 25, 2024 at 4:01 PM
genie: for your first wish?
me: I wish for more wishes
genie: that’s against the rules
me: I wish for more genies
genie: *checks notes* god dammit
me: I wish for more wishes
genie: that’s against the rules
me: I wish for more genies
genie: *checks notes* god dammit
I like Bob Marley's music but I cannot support his past history of whaling
September 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I like Bob Marley's music but I cannot support his past history of whaling
One of my favourite games of all time. Highly recommended, especially at this price:
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Save 60% on Inscryption on Steam
Inscryption is an inky black card-based odyssey that blends the deckbuilding roguelike, escape-room style puzzles, and psychological horror into a blood-laced smoothie. Darker still are the secrets in...
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September 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
One of my favourite games of all time. Highly recommended, especially at this price:
store.steampowered.com/app/1092790/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1092790/...
Starting a petition to abolish the British monarchy and replace it with S Club 7
September 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Starting a petition to abolish the British monarchy and replace it with S Club 7