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@bryyyyguy.bsky.social
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The musings of an Ohio-based Professional Spreadsheet Jockey.

Also interested in video games, music production, and photography.
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My ultimate grocery getter is an RS6
A black Audi sportswagon
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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A truly delusional In The Hunt section of the playoff picture. Have some respect for your viewers and not put sub-.500 teams on there.
The NFL Playoff Picture showing the AFC division leaders, current Wild Card teams and 6 teams that are “In The Hunt.” For reasons that should be baffling to anyone with a functioning brain, the Dolphins (4-7), Bengals (4-8), and Browns (3-8) are all included.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Girl, the boycott!
Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni doing a Starbucks ad for the Macy’s Parade
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Me trying to figure who/what Mr. Fantasy is and lol to this NBC dot com article
Who is Mr. Fantasy? Believe it or not, Mr. Fantasy is likely the musical alter ego of 28-year-old New Zealand actor KJ Apa, who played Archie in his breakout role on Riverdale for seven seasons. Although neither Apa nor Mr. Fantasy has ever confirmed that they're in fact the same person, fans quickly put two and two together. The two stars share the same tattoos, and, well, the same body and face, too. Onlookers have deduced that Apa dons a brunette French bob wig, false teeth, and British accent to fully transform.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Is this anything? #F1 #VegasGP
Wet quali? In Vegas?
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Someone is ripping wires out of the Jumpshare servers trying to stop you.
A screenshot saying Bandwidth Exceeded for the Jumpshare dot com link of the cursed Livvy song
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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My wife is trying to get us Haley Williams tickets and given that Hammerstein is a 2,000 person venue things are looking GRIM
Ticketmaster queue screen showing 20000 people ahead of my wife in the queue
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Me, a Browns fan and long time Stefanski hater.
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people and I want that for me
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Finally got a good one
Death claw machine meme with death excited about pulling Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Me forgetting there’s no baseball on TV tonight.
A picture from the Sopranos of a small child saying “So what? No fuckin’ baseball now?”
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Silksong Act 2 done and dusted.
A screenshot from the video game Silksong with white text on a black screen saying the following: Game Completion Time 34h 14m 28s
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Me wishing any theater in Ohio would get a 70mm
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people and I want that for me
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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The power of anime is greater than Bruce Springsteen
Box office results showing the Chainsaw Man movie did $17.3M at the box office while Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere only did $9.1M
October 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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My wholly vibes based assessment appears to have been correct lol
A screenshot of Friday’s box office per Box Office Mojo showing Chainsaw man with $8.5M in tickets and Springsteen with only $3.5M
October 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Obligatory
Kurt Van Houten: I sleep in an app controlled smart bed. Do you? Homer: No I sleep in a big bed with my wife Kurt Van Houten: Oh…
October 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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#Silksong is basically doing this and never sitting back
A drawing of a man sitting in a chair holding a video game controller and with an arrow over his head indicating that he has leaned forward in the chair to LOCK THE FUCK IN
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Two years since launch and this is still how I feel anytime I look at Threads.
The famous picture of Hilary Clinton walking into a typical small apartment galley kitchen and looking very confused. Also there are plants in the sink.
October 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Sam Altman explaining OpenAI’s latest chatbot offering.
Don Draper drunkenly standing in front of a whiteboard that says “Chatbot for perverts”
October 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Matt Stoller falling for one of the classic blunders
Meme template from Princess Bride “You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never pick a fight with the Menswear Guy!”
October 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I crack up every time I see one of these stickers here in Ohio.
A flyer on a traffic pole showing a picture of Elon Musk that says “I love ketamine”
October 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Lmao okay 9-1-1
A screenshot of a paused TV screen showing the title for Season 9, episode 1 of 9-1-1 entitled “Eat the Rich”
October 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Just saw a man ride by the front windows of my gym on a penny-farthing (reference picture below). Clintonville is truly the Berkeley of Columbus, Ohio.
Picture from Wikipedia of a penny-farthing aka an old timey bicycle with the super big front wheel and tiiiiny back wheel.
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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James Franklin: WASHED
College football score showing Penn State losing to UCLA who hasn't won a game yet 28-42 with 6:39 left in the game
October 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Car salesman: We're gonna put so many loot boxes in here Car: Every EA game
September 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM