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@bryyyyguy.bsky.social
The musings of an Ohio-based Professional Spreadsheet Jockey.

Also interested in video games, music production, and photography.
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This popped into my head immediately
Kevin Burkhardt: “I don’t know how you keep it up for that many hours…”

Tom Brady: “Phrasing KB!”
a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a wall with the word phrasing on it .
Alt: a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a wall with the word phrasing on it .
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:44 AM
My favorite recurring segment on @trashfuture.bsky.social is getting the pivot to AI!
January 26, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Now THAT’s cold.
Not let me get you a cab 🚕 we will not be snowed in together 😂🥶
January 26, 2026 at 1:11 AM
We don’t need to be doing teasers for Super Bowl commercials, but especially for delivery apps.
January 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics
Let us all have the courage displayed by the residents of Minneapolis.
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The NFL's Great Satan returning to Super Bowl. Bad omens man
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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1. Wasn’t at a protest
2. Was disarmed when they shot him while he was face down
3. New gun rights rule: the second amendment is when conservatives can carry guns everywhere, but if anyone else has a gun we can kill him on sight

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KARL: He was an ICU use who worked for the VA and there's no evidence he brandished the gun whatsoever

BESSENT: But he brought a gun

KARL: I mean, we do have a Second Amendment

BESSENT: I've been to a protest -- guess what? I didn't bring a gun. I brought a billboard
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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I spent the most formative years of my political life reading headlines like this seemingly every week.
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Live look at the pro-Iraq commentariat
January 25, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times,
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny

also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Zyn sponsorship lol

Tobacco is back in F1 babyyyyyyy

Who needs Mission Winnow? @dannyodwyer.bsky.social @robzacny.bsky.social @drewscanlon.bsky.social
Ferrari have unveiled their 2026 challenger, the SF-26 🤩✨

#F1
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 PM
The status quo where people already complained about grocery prices was propped up by the very workers this farmer is talking about. It should have been so obvious that this would be the outcome of Trump's deportation agenda, and yet!
January 23, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Recency bias for me on this one but Inverted Spear of Heaven is a cool design made even cooler by Toji.
January 23, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I keep getting ads for non-alcoholic beers, and this one brand has several IPA varieties.

If you’re drinking a non-alcoholic IPA, who hurt you? Please seek help.
January 22, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Important to know that Armstrong is a reverend and that she and the protesters felt compelled by faith as well their commitment to civil rights.

This is the state choosing which Christians they will support and which part of the 1A they will defend.

Christian nationalism in action.
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I had a good time seeing the F1 movie in theaters and it definitely impresses on the technical front, but including it in Best Picture feels very silly.

Real one of these things is not like the other nominee list #oscars
January 22, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Bummed to see this news but happy to help. If you care about games media, Gene is one of the best there is, and every dollar helps.

Fuck cancer.
hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.

my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.

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Donate to Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment, organized by Gene Park
Hi, my name is Gene Park. I’m a games critic at The Washington Post, and I’… Gene Park needs your support for Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment
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January 22, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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I've been using a map by Mercator.
Huh. I thought Greenland was greater!
It's really quite small.
I don't want it at all.
Let's take some stuff on the equator.
This would be a very good week for anyone who has not already abandoned the Mercator projection for maps of the world to do so
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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I recently met a widowed 71-year-old woman still working two jobs and living at an extended-stay hotel because even two jobs don't pay her enough to afford rent.

This is what "one more year of work" looks like in America.
Dr. Oz: "If we can get the average person to work one more year in their whole lifetime -- just stay in your workplace for one more year -- that is worth about $3 trillion to the US GDP. That's the productivity we would unleash ... if you're sick, you can't work."
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Coach Bombay: I thought Iceland was covered with ice.

María: No, it's very green!

Coach Bombay: I thought GREENLAND was green!

María: Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice!
Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM