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Ben Scranton
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Honestly, I'm just here for the cat pictures and bi-weekly "bluesky is dying" threads.
I imagine he plays the quiet game like my daughter did when she was 8, by immediately calling a time out and explaining VERY LOUDLY how much quieter she can be than everyone else if only we would let her.
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I see the chocolate ration is being raised to 20 grams per week again.
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Helvetica will pretend she doesn't care, but you know she'll be seething on the inside.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I worked so hard to get rid of my southern drawl when we moved to Illinois when I was a kid. Been regretting it for almost as long as it's been gone.
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'll see myself out.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Cases like this are why the death penalty should be entirely abolished. If the state can't play by it's own rules, it just flatly should not have the authority to take life. And the state seemingly *never* plays by the rules in capital cases.
November 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It shouldn't be done at all, but if we're going to empower the state to take a life the absolute least they owe us is full transparency when they do.
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM