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"OOOH, he's an *angry* elf!"
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"OOOH, he's an *angry* elf!"
I'll sue! I'll sue! Your Constitution is a flimsy sheet of LIES. You'll be sorry!
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'll sue! I'll sue! Your Constitution is a flimsy sheet of LIES. You'll be sorry!
He will be an embarrassment to his state, for CENTURIES
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
He will be an embarrassment to his state, for CENTURIES
Honestly, I would respect it if they'd brought out a stepstool for her, for the sympathetic social likes
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Honestly, I would respect it if they'd brought out a stepstool for her, for the sympathetic social likes
"Rumors of our demise are greatly exaggerated"
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Rumors of our demise are greatly exaggerated"
Pulls out of a shithole, when the other four guys in the gang bang got busted
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Pulls out of a shithole, when the other four guys in the gang bang got busted
Merely a scratch!
December 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Merely a scratch!
So the upshot of the followup is the errata. (?) Thanks for your condescension btw
December 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So the upshot of the followup is the errata. (?) Thanks for your condescension btw
Need a piece to summarize what "lunch with Reiner" was like. Mind boggled
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Need a piece to summarize what "lunch with Reiner" was like. Mind boggled
BURN IT ALL DOWN, you know, for the clicks
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
BURN IT ALL DOWN, you know, for the clicks
Explainer? IANAL. So they screwed up bigly and stupidly, but the followup is what? Mea culpa, dog ate my homework?
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Explainer? IANAL. So they screwed up bigly and stupidly, but the followup is what? Mea culpa, dog ate my homework?
We did a Happy Gilmore double feature with grandkids and I think they see a gruff good naturedness in his characters
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
We did a Happy Gilmore double feature with grandkids and I think they see a gruff good naturedness in his characters
Those who have committed to eating shit are prepared to eat the oiliest, smelliest shit, with corn even, freshly expelled from the asshole in chief
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Those who have committed to eating shit are prepared to eat the oiliest, smelliest shit, with corn even, freshly expelled from the asshole in chief
The next No Kings day should be subtitled "For Rob"
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The next No Kings day should be subtitled "For Rob"
Oh crap did i cry and I was 8
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Oh crap did i cry and I was 8
Charles Grodin for the most unexpected win
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Charles Grodin for the most unexpected win
He can dis cultural icons, but this time he wiped his ass on a cultural icon, then squeezed out another turd and wiped again
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
He can dis cultural icons, but this time he wiped his ass on a cultural icon, then squeezed out another turd and wiped again
Plenty of films have too much talk
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Plenty of films have too much talk
Oh hell, here come the hordes
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Oh hell, here come the hordes
Look in two places at once
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Look in two places at once
He had TV and film in his genetics
December 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
He had TV and film in his genetics