naurrrr :(

The threat of "I'm going to be homeless and starve if this doesn't work out" kills so much potential in art and innovation.

Hey, I was basking under that :(

imagine one of the landing spots being an actual player. that'd be really neat. I don't care if it's recall or not, though IMO it'd be more rewarding while still being punishing if it isn't - push behind enemy lines at the cost of being totally alone, and thus easier to kill if it's a bad jump.

anyways thanks for coming to my super chumps ted talk. it's a fun special and i wish it had more utility. like potentially being able to make use of the super jump innately and jump with the chumps, making the "disguised super jump" mechanic actually like, useful.

Outside of those three medals awarded based on damage absorbed, Tacticooler is the *only other* medal rewarded not on a "how much damage dealt" or "how many splats" metric.

Cooler is based on how many drinks teammates grab, which makes sense as it's not an impactful special if you use it selfishly.

You can also technically deny the No. 1 Big Bubbler User and No. 1 Ink Vac User, as both of those medals are also based on damage absorbed - though the medal awarded is much clearer in terms of what you *do* with the special. Their primary purpose is as a damage sponge/shield for the objective.

Meaning it's technically possible to deny the medal to one person if the other team has multiple chumps specials. This does mean being careful about *whose* chumps you destroy by carefully monitoring the other team's active specials, but you COULD do it.

Why would you? IDK but you could do that.

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