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B.S. Morris
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Hailing from PARTS KNOWN (Colorado)

Excellent at folding people in their clothes

(aka pro wrestling)

E-mail: [email protected]
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When it’s Christmas and nobody got you tickets to LLL on January 16th.
Avoid disaster and get them today at www.theorientaltheater.com/event/455241
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
George Orwell in his grave today after the new Animal Farm trailer dropped
December 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Oh wow an Animal Farm movie how timely... maybe this will be a great adaptation....

<watches trailer in abstract horror>
December 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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"you're wondering why i'm not wearing a three piece suit looking like a million dollars?

it's simple: when i got on my jet this morning and my pilot said we're heading to Indianapolis, it'd be like wearing a tuxedo to a petting zoo.

The penguins may appreciate but you dumb animals never will."
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Love Actually (2003)
December 18, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
7-10 Split

Photo by Hidden Vision
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
🗣📣PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME 📣🗣

#902

@indywrestlingxp.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Pay day is a great day to get your ticket to par-tay!
Yes, that was labored, but they can't all be gold. Anyway, get your tickets for November 22nd today at theorientaltheater.com/event/453927
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When mom lets the youngest sibling get seconds first

Photo by Hidden Vision
October 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND! Rayo Plateado will be flying into action! Get your tickets today at theorientaltheater.com/event/453927
October 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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SATURDAY! In two days all mysteries will be solved and all secrets will be revealed! Be there or be square! theorientaltheater.com/event/452091
October 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Those chairs were just 2 days away from retirement"
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Do wah...diddy diddy dum diddy do.....
October 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I might be white, but I'll never be "scared of walking in a big city" white
September 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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We at LLL disregard the very concept of Intellectual property while promoting our show on October 18th. Please reward our behavior by getting your tickets today at theorientaltheater.com/event/452091
September 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotton Tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
PSA: Bring a slower hiking buddy in case of bear encounters
September 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18TH! It's a night of mystery matches and big surprises! Get your tickets today at theorientaltheater.com/event/452091
September 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It was fun to wrestle in front of my great nephew for the first time in two years

First all ages show I've worked in Denver in a while
September 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Did you know that there’s a FREE SHOW tomorrow at Ratio Beerworks overland location?
Well, now you do!
September 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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SATURDAY!
FREE SHOW AT RATIO, AND YOU'RE A DORK IF YOU DON'T GO!
Overland location, 5pm!
September 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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SATURDAY! 5PM! FREE SHOW!
RATIO BEERWORKS OVERLAND!
September 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6TH! ONE WEEK AWAY!
It's a FREE SHOW, and we need you at Ratio Beerworks Overland to party with us!
August 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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SATURDAY, SEPT 6TH! It's a FREE SHOW at Ratio Beerworks Overland location. Be there or be square, nerds!
August 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM