@btchonheels.bsky.social
I'd like to buy a vowel
I just don't think a team that's from a spot where it doesn't snow, should qualify for a Stanley Cup
June 18, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Where did this bizarre campaign proclaiming CT is the "pizza capital" come from? Is someone trolling us? Bc even if Chicago and NYC didn't exist CT still wouldn't be a "pizza capital".
May 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm gonna be really pissed off, if I look outside and see snow. It's (almost) MID-APRIL.
April 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Morton Walmart, this is God's country.
April 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
No, still not feeling the new White Lotus theme
March 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If I watch the SuperbOwl tomorrow, it's strictly for the commercials, let's be clear.
February 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Bc there is clearly no justice in the world, the Chiefs will win this SuperbOwl. It's unwatchable at this point
February 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I mean this with my whole chest, I really couldn't care less about whatever tf happened between Jason Baldman and Brake Livery.
February 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Good evening from my blep daughter.
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Bring back Vine, you cowards!
January 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What will the TikTok narrator with the insufferable overly-cheery voice do now?
January 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm just sitting here waiting for the ugly puffy sleeve trend, to die of dysentery.
December 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
FaceTime, a way to somehow make phonecalls even worse 👍
December 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Idk why the police dept in Home Alone thought Kate's request for someone to check on her 8yr old son, was completely unreasonable. Just do your job?
December 24, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Me, knowing I never have to worry about a Spotify wrapped. I don't Spotify
a man sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn in front of him
ALT: a man sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn in front of him
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:54 PM
I beg you MTV, stop trying to push Ron on us! Nobody asked for this
November 22, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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Sorry, that's not going to work for me.
April 29, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Always too fast or too slow...
April 29, 2024 at 7:00 PM
The story of Lisa Frank Inc, is my Roman Empire
December 11, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Neat.
December 7, 2023 at 1:40 AM