Ben is down with the thiccness
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Cringe against the machine.
Gen X curmudgeon.
Gen X curmudgeon.
I was going to gripe about Fortnite, etc. turning into low-effort IP-licensing microtransaction farms but this cracked me up. “Slim Shady: Fictional Object “ is sending me for some reason.
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I was going to gripe about Fortnite, etc. turning into low-effort IP-licensing microtransaction farms but this cracked me up. “Slim Shady: Fictional Object “ is sending me for some reason.
Bro, wut?
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Bro, wut?
I’m enjoying Outer Worlds 2 quite a bit. The style gives Bioshock vibes, at least the interior spaces.
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m enjoying Outer Worlds 2 quite a bit. The style gives Bioshock vibes, at least the interior spaces.
Shutdown game three is AC: Brotherhood. Another short one that only took about a week, but every week this shit drags on is a week too long.
Anyway thumbnail review is that the Renaissance Italy AC games are the best in the series but start to show some collectathon/fetch quest bloat.
Anyway thumbnail review is that the Renaissance Italy AC games are the best in the series but start to show some collectathon/fetch quest bloat.
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Shutdown game three is AC: Brotherhood. Another short one that only took about a week, but every week this shit drags on is a week too long.
Anyway thumbnail review is that the Renaissance Italy AC games are the best in the series but start to show some collectathon/fetch quest bloat.
Anyway thumbnail review is that the Renaissance Italy AC games are the best in the series but start to show some collectathon/fetch quest bloat.
Sadly about to resolve the very important question whether a moderately busy person starting on Oct 1 can complete a replay of Assassin’s Creed 2 before the gov shutdown ends.
October 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Sadly about to resolve the very important question whether a moderately busy person starting on Oct 1 can complete a replay of Assassin’s Creed 2 before the gov shutdown ends.
If the DoorDash corporation hates it, there is a 1000% chance it’s a good bill.
September 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If the DoorDash corporation hates it, there is a 1000% chance it’s a good bill.
Where are you hanging the swing from, Susan?
August 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Where are you hanging the swing from, Susan?
I don’t have enough material to turn things around on my own, but we can do it if we all work together. It’s going to take a team effort to make Thursdays slutty again.
August 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I don’t have enough material to turn things around on my own, but we can do it if we all work together. It’s going to take a team effort to make Thursdays slutty again.
Me watching the grocery bagger load one bag with 60 pounds of stuff, one with just the eggs, and throw two unused bags in the cart with eight loose random things.
August 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Me watching the grocery bagger load one bag with 60 pounds of stuff, one with just the eggs, and throw two unused bags in the cart with eight loose random things.
It is not an error of any type to block people who respond to my silly shitposts with Sephiroth nonsense.
August 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It is not an error of any type to block people who respond to my silly shitposts with Sephiroth nonsense.
Oh hey I got my first crypto troll. Hasn’t posted anything original in a month, just overwritten, formulaic replies to people who question bitcoin.
Probably a bot. Don’t know, don’t care.
Blockety-block.
Probably a bot. Don’t know, don’t care.
Blockety-block.
August 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oh hey I got my first crypto troll. Hasn’t posted anything original in a month, just overwritten, formulaic replies to people who question bitcoin.
Probably a bot. Don’t know, don’t care.
Blockety-block.
Probably a bot. Don’t know, don’t care.
Blockety-block.
I like Sarah as an actor and for all I know it’s a good book, but this is the laziest title ever.
Once we let Ed Sheeran get away with “Feeling Some Kind of Way” this kind of slop was inevitable.
Once we let Ed Sheeran get away with “Feeling Some Kind of Way” this kind of slop was inevitable.
August 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I like Sarah as an actor and for all I know it’s a good book, but this is the laziest title ever.
Once we let Ed Sheeran get away with “Feeling Some Kind of Way” this kind of slop was inevitable.
Once we let Ed Sheeran get away with “Feeling Some Kind of Way” this kind of slop was inevitable.
This man had a song called “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?” and no one thought he was joking.
July 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This man had a song called “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?” and no one thought he was joking.
Whenever I go to a big-name pie shop I am reminded that some of you are into the kinky shit.
July 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Whenever I go to a big-name pie shop I am reminded that some of you are into the kinky shit.
I don’t know who the best photographer on Earth is, but as a group, people who post menu pictures to Yelp are def the worst.
What are we doing here? Who is this for?
What are we doing here? Who is this for?
July 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I don’t know who the best photographer on Earth is, but as a group, people who post menu pictures to Yelp are def the worst.
What are we doing here? Who is this for?
What are we doing here? Who is this for?
Well sure. Kids are always confusing modern cartoon movies about talking cars with anthology TV series from the 60s.
July 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Well sure. Kids are always confusing modern cartoon movies about talking cars with anthology TV series from the 60s.
I don’t have an opinion on Joy Taylor as a sportscaster, but it is pretty funny that the picture the NYT used for this story is from when she went to see the Borderlands movie.
July 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I don’t have an opinion on Joy Taylor as a sportscaster, but it is pretty funny that the picture the NYT used for this story is from when she went to see the Borderlands movie.
I’m hardly the first to make the point, but Expedition 33 really is a beautiful game.
Just check out the detail in Renoir’s jacket and beard. Incredible.
Just check out the detail in Renoir’s jacket and beard. Incredible.
June 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’m hardly the first to make the point, but Expedition 33 really is a beautiful game.
Just check out the detail in Renoir’s jacket and beard. Incredible.
Just check out the detail in Renoir’s jacket and beard. Incredible.
I know nothing about eating disorders, but the idea of a “personal“ watermelon feels like a red flag.
May 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I know nothing about eating disorders, but the idea of a “personal“ watermelon feels like a red flag.
I’m having a good time but I’m still pretty bad at the combat.
(Reposted w/ better screencap)
(Reposted w/ better screencap)
May 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’m having a good time but I’m still pretty bad at the combat.
(Reposted w/ better screencap)
(Reposted w/ better screencap)
The UK version of a dollar store reminds me of the place I used to take your mom.
April 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The UK version of a dollar store reminds me of the place I used to take your mom.
Captain America I understood that reference dot gif
April 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Captain America I understood that reference dot gif
Lil glitch in the Matrix tonight, it seems.
November 22, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Lil glitch in the Matrix tonight, it seems.