Mario "BT" Horner
@btmhorner.bsky.social
He/him. Chaotic and opinionated artist that loves dumb shit. Profile picture is my most beloved fluffy daughter, Gato.
Somebody somewhere once thought "what if mozzerella sticks fucked a pizza" and they were right because stuffed crust is the shit
January 14, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Somebody somewhere once thought "what if mozzerella sticks fucked a pizza" and they were right because stuffed crust is the shit
A friend of mine was recently injured in a car accident and suffered a couple spinal fractures. They have a gofundme if you're willing/able to help. All I can do is share so that's what I'm doing ❤️
gofund.me/af6331b3b
gofund.me/af6331b3b
Donate to Help Me Heal After a Devastating Car Crash, organized by Elayna Gasque
During the morning of the 29th of December.... my dad and I got into a horrib… Elayna Gasque needs your support for Help Me Heal After a Devastating Car Crash
gofund.me
January 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
A friend of mine was recently injured in a car accident and suffered a couple spinal fractures. They have a gofundme if you're willing/able to help. All I can do is share so that's what I'm doing ❤️
gofund.me/af6331b3b
gofund.me/af6331b3b
If anyone somehow DOESNT have cashapp and would like to join - promo link? When you send $15 you'll get a free $5 [but I get some free cash out of it :)] I'm trying to buy some minecoins to get cool minecraft add-ons lol so if anyone wants to help out ❤️
December 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If anyone somehow DOESNT have cashapp and would like to join - promo link? When you send $15 you'll get a free $5 [but I get some free cash out of it :)] I'm trying to buy some minecoins to get cool minecraft add-ons lol so if anyone wants to help out ❤️
The first early human to cook an onion in some fat probably got so many bitches
December 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The first early human to cook an onion in some fat probably got so many bitches
Being transgender is so fun because how else would I be able to ask my fiancée if I left my dick in the bathroom
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Being transgender is so fun because how else would I be able to ask my fiancée if I left my dick in the bathroom
You think there's a warmed blood vs refrigerated blood discourse in the vampire community
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You think there's a warmed blood vs refrigerated blood discourse in the vampire community
A good thing about having shitty circulation is having two ice packs at the end of your arms everywhere you go
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A good thing about having shitty circulation is having two ice packs at the end of your arms everywhere you go
There's a lot of guys out there whose love lives would probably improve if they got a bidet
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
There's a lot of guys out there whose love lives would probably improve if they got a bidet
Cuffing my jeans + wearing [knockoff] platform docs, not because I'm bisexual, but because I'm 5'5" (but I'm also bisexual)
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Cuffing my jeans + wearing [knockoff] platform docs, not because I'm bisexual, but because I'm 5'5" (but I'm also bisexual)
You know how many people probably have their alarm tone in the morning set as chop suey
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You know how many people probably have their alarm tone in the morning set as chop suey
Does mint feel clean bc we use it for cleaner or do we use it for cleaner bc it feels clean
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Does mint feel clean bc we use it for cleaner or do we use it for cleaner bc it feels clean
Responding to "homeless people should be housed" with "they are criminals that need to be jailed" is admitting that you want them housed, yes, but also dehumanized in the process
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Responding to "homeless people should be housed" with "they are criminals that need to be jailed" is admitting that you want them housed, yes, but also dehumanized in the process
Bitches love me for my goofy demeanor and sense of whimsy
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Bitches love me for my goofy demeanor and sense of whimsy
Can we normalize AMAP (as much as possible) as a sister to ASAP?
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Can we normalize AMAP (as much as possible) as a sister to ASAP?
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"At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening." - Anonymous
Reality may not match the plan, but it still holds beauty.
#LetGo #Acceptance #Mindfulness #EmotionalHealth #LiveNow #Perspective
Reality may not match the plan, but it still holds beauty.
#LetGo #Acceptance #Mindfulness #EmotionalHealth #LiveNow #Perspective
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening." - Anonymous
Reality may not match the plan, but it still holds beauty.
#LetGo #Acceptance #Mindfulness #EmotionalHealth #LiveNow #Perspective
Reality may not match the plan, but it still holds beauty.
#LetGo #Acceptance #Mindfulness #EmotionalHealth #LiveNow #Perspective
Most thermostats should have a setting to make it go down a couple degrees at night to account for sleeping under the covers with a living furnace
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Most thermostats should have a setting to make it go down a couple degrees at night to account for sleeping under the covers with a living furnace
Reposted by Mario "BT" Horner
I understand cow tools btw. If you don’t it’s a skill issue. Couldn’t be me
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I understand cow tools btw. If you don’t it’s a skill issue. Couldn’t be me
I NEED a #cloho season 2 with Izzy Roland as Ludmilla! Dropout can you HEAR me it's gotta happen. She killed it as a deranged eastern european tinkerer before, she can do it again!
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I NEED a #cloho season 2 with Izzy Roland as Ludmilla! Dropout can you HEAR me it's gotta happen. She killed it as a deranged eastern european tinkerer before, she can do it again!
A fun thing about my transition is putting together that The Nod probably comes from the Hat Tipping Days
Also memorizing "up if you know 'em, down if you don't" has been really helpful
Also memorizing "up if you know 'em, down if you don't" has been really helpful
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A fun thing about my transition is putting together that The Nod probably comes from the Hat Tipping Days
Also memorizing "up if you know 'em, down if you don't" has been really helpful
Also memorizing "up if you know 'em, down if you don't" has been really helpful
"Senator" and "treason" are anagrams
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"Senator" and "treason" are anagrams
The recent addition of "count up" in #FocusFriend has really broken through my All Or Nothing mentality. Really helping me detox my dopamine a little thanks @hankgreen.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The recent addition of "count up" in #FocusFriend has really broken through my All Or Nothing mentality. Really helping me detox my dopamine a little thanks @hankgreen.bsky.social
This morning Gato my love was being EXTRA cuddly. I was laying on the "wrong" side for a bit, her balancing on my legs, and as I turned to the "right" one, she came marching up my body to get in my arms under the blanket 🥹 it broke my heart when I had to get up but my tummy ache was FIERCE
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This morning Gato my love was being EXTRA cuddly. I was laying on the "wrong" side for a bit, her balancing on my legs, and as I turned to the "right" one, she came marching up my body to get in my arms under the blanket 🥹 it broke my heart when I had to get up but my tummy ache was FIERCE
A shoebox i am eager to stand on is the fact that the cannabis industry has become inaccessible to the very community that made it possible. You know how hard it is to open that packaging when you have low dexterity? Limited use of your hands? No strength in your fingers?
October 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A shoebox i am eager to stand on is the fact that the cannabis industry has become inaccessible to the very community that made it possible. You know how hard it is to open that packaging when you have low dexterity? Limited use of your hands? No strength in your fingers?
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mutiny isn't just for game changer anymore
October 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
mutiny isn't just for game changer anymore
Got front tooth fillings so big they told me to never bite into an apple again 👍
October 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Got front tooth fillings so big they told me to never bite into an apple again 👍