They should make an app that identifies birds by sound *but* you don’t have to turn down the Stereolab

I think liberals have the misconception that people are motivated by real things. We try to produce real policies with real effects and expect people to notice. Meanwhile they are attracted to fakes like Trump and love the fake patriotism and the fake feeling of being winners and all the fakery.

Ate an entire jar of Nutella in one sitting

Antonin Prandtl: *invents the centrifuge*

Colleague (eating a wet salad): I have an idea

“To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behavior 'righteous indignation' — this is the height of psychological luxury, the most delicious of moral treats.” – Huxley

Pretty wild that independent and “decentralized” crypto currencies all follow essentially the same valuation curve

There sure are a lot of conservative US Christians blissfully content to put this guy in charge of government programs

Sorry, can’t talk, I’m busy excavating my collection of fall flannels.