rachel
@buceethevampslayer.bsky.social
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rachel
@buceethevampslayer.bsky.social
· Jan 22
a lot of yall got your history tests handed back upside down
get me to god’s country
April 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
get me to god’s country
existence is a sexually transmitted disease
March 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
existence is a sexually transmitted disease
it’s so fucked that men idolize andrew tate and joe rogan when cm punk is literally right there
March 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
it’s so fucked that men idolize andrew tate and joe rogan when cm punk is literally right there
the best way to tell if my deadpan delivery is good is by how often men try to explain my own joke to me thinking i somehow made it on accident
March 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
the best way to tell if my deadpan delivery is good is by how often men try to explain my own joke to me thinking i somehow made it on accident
the worst part of being in a relationship with another women is we can never fucking decide where to eat like omg
March 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the worst part of being in a relationship with another women is we can never fucking decide where to eat like omg
falling in love 3 dozen times at the grand opening of the women’s sports pub. i’m gonna get carried out of here.
March 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
falling in love 3 dozen times at the grand opening of the women’s sports pub. i’m gonna get carried out of here.
tearing up a little seeing how many people are in line for my holds with me on the libby app like we are all using the library yay :)))
March 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
tearing up a little seeing how many people are in line for my holds with me on the libby app like we are all using the library yay :)))
i hate my scary ass body tf do you mean nasal spray made swallowing not hurt anymore. what was i even reacting to
March 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i hate my scary ass body tf do you mean nasal spray made swallowing not hurt anymore. what was i even reacting to
eating 1 more thin mint than is a serving size bc i assume those are servings for girls and im a grown woman
March 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
eating 1 more thin mint than is a serving size bc i assume those are servings for girls and im a grown woman
so cunty that i’m on spring break rn
March 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
so cunty that i’m on spring break rn
whenever i blow on a dandelion i give it a real layup and just wish for more dandelions
March 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
whenever i blow on a dandelion i give it a real layup and just wish for more dandelions
i love my friends i would love to get stoned w their cousins
Bachelorette Party Provides Friends Valuable Time To Get High With Bride’s Cousin
theonion.com/bachelo...
theonion.com/bachelo...
March 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
i love my friends i would love to get stoned w their cousins
hate to be the bearer of bad news but the weird fetish cartoonists will save us bc they’re making shit that makes you not only think that AI couldn’t make it but that it also simply wouldn’t
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
hate to be the bearer of bad news but the weird fetish cartoonists will save us bc they’re making shit that makes you not only think that AI couldn’t make it but that it also simply wouldn’t
forgot i had a keef trap for like 6 months and now i feast
March 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
forgot i had a keef trap for like 6 months and now i feast
“linked as a friend with benefits” girl stand UP
austin feeld is a nightmare during sxsw oh my god
March 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“linked as a friend with benefits” girl stand UP
austin feeld is a nightmare during sxsw oh my god
March 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
austin feeld is a nightmare during sxsw oh my god
going into town for sxsw, being really nice and friendly to strangers, then coming home to complain about them wanting to move here
March 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
going into town for sxsw, being really nice and friendly to strangers, then coming home to complain about them wanting to move here
unfortunately for everyone else, i have begun saying “you don’t kick on the 1” as an excuse to over commit to my jokes
March 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
unfortunately for everyone else, i have begun saying “you don’t kick on the 1” as an excuse to over commit to my jokes
my cat is learning to fear the words “attitude adjustment”
March 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
my cat is learning to fear the words “attitude adjustment”
just got fired from my DEI job, i did HR at WWE
March 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
just got fired from my DEI job, i did HR at WWE
me: it’s probably impossible to hypnotize me
me after seeing a 44 year old randy orton’s thighs for the first time: actually…
me after seeing a 44 year old randy orton’s thighs for the first time: actually…
March 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
me: it’s probably impossible to hypnotize me
me after seeing a 44 year old randy orton’s thighs for the first time: actually…
me after seeing a 44 year old randy orton’s thighs for the first time: actually…
the most surprising thing to me about the WWE so far is how often these people are rocking out to von dutch
March 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
the most surprising thing to me about the WWE so far is how often these people are rocking out to von dutch
yall mind if i age like a fine wine?
March 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
yall mind if i age like a fine wine?
i know i’m going to heaven bc of how many people tell me they’ve started consuming audiobooks because of me
March 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i know i’m going to heaven bc of how many people tell me they’ve started consuming audiobooks because of me
call me the second rupaul’s drag race has a crossover episode with the women of WWE
March 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
call me the second rupaul’s drag race has a crossover episode with the women of WWE