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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 2h

Xmas is right around the corner. Tell Mr. MM he can buy a leg lamp online! 😂

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 2h

This is a highly underrated post. OMG. 😂

Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 14h

Dearest Liz,
Trouble is abound! A gaggle of rabid animals began performing a dance party. But fear not, the troops are prepared. We plan to counter this offensive with a YMCA dance party. Tell Pug he's a good boy. And don't forget to feed him his SpaghettiOs.
Love,
Hank

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 15h

Hurricane Karen is so in tide old.

Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 20h

Dearest Liz,
Trouble is abound! A gaggle of rabid animals began performing a dance party. But fear not, the troops are prepared. We plan to counter this offensive with a YMCA dance party. Tell Pug he's a good boy. And don't forget to feed him his SpaghettiOs.
Love,
Hank

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 20h

Dearest Liz,
Trouble is abound! A gaggle of rabid animals began performing a dance party. But fear not, the troops are prepared. We plan to counter this offensive with a YMCA dance party. Tell Pug he's a good boy. And don't forget to feed him his SpaghettiOs.
Love,
Hank

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 21h

Dearest Liz,
Trouble is abound! A gaggle of rabid animals began performing a dance party. But fear not, the troops are prepared. We plan to counter this offensive with a YMCA dance party. Tell Pug he's a good boy. And don't forget to feed him his SpaghettiOs.
Love,
Hank

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 1d

Dearest Liz,
Trouble is abound! A gaggle of rabid animals began performing a dance party. But fear not, the troops are prepared. We plan to counter this offensive with a YMCA dance party. Tell Pug he's a good boy. And don't forget to feed him his SpaghettiOs.
Love,
Hank

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 1d

Dearest Liz,
Trouble is abound! A gaggle of rabid animals began performing a dance party. But fear not, the troops are prepared. We plan to counter this offensive with a YMCA dance party. Tell Pug he's a good boy. And don't forget to feed him his SpaghettiOs.
Love,
Hank

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 1d

Dearest Liz,
Trouble is abound! A gaggle of rabid animals began performing a dance party. But fear not, the troops are prepared. We plan to counter this offensive with a YMCA dance party. Tell Pug he's a good boy. And don't forget to feed him his SpaghettiOs.
Love,
Hank

Courtney Vaughn @courtneyvaughn.bsky.social · 1d

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 1d

Dearest Liz,
Trouble is abound! A gaggle of rabid animals began performing a dance party. But fear not, the troops are prepared. We plan to counter this offensive with a YMCA dance party. Tell Pug he's a good boy. And don't forget to feed him his SpaghettiOs.
Love,
Hank

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 1d

Dearest Liz,
Trouble is abound! A gaggle of rabid animals began performing a dance party. But fear not, the troops are prepared. We plan to counter this offensive with a YMCA dance party. Tell Pug he's a good boy. And don't forget to feed him his SpaghettiOs.
Love,
Hank

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 3d

He may eventually snuff out July 4th altogether. Independence is not on the agenda.

Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 3d

a black and white photo of a woman covering her mouth with her hands .

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 4d

With white socks and sandals.

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 5d

I wasn't there to see it. But I hear Byron Hadley started sobbing like a little girl when they took him away.
~ Red from The Shawshank Redemption

Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 5d

The most important thing is that room full of military brass we saw this week. They have a decision to make, one that will sway history one way or the other. Most of them likely had fathers and grandfathers that met the moment. And they know it.

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 5d

If Lutnick were a Russian asset would he be nicknamed Sputnik?

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 5d

Damn. I've been writing a new song. One of my lyrics was:
“did you man-child too close to the moon”

I better rethink this.

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 6d

a black and white photo of a woman covering her mouth with her hands .

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 6d

😂
There goes my morning coffee out my nose.

Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 6d

Today is the best it will be. By December he will be pontificating on the 12 Days of Xmas:
I always wanted ten lords a-leaping outside the Oval Office.
We will have a partridge in a pear tree outside the ballroom.

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 7d

As a person who watches fart prank videos, I can appreciate this. 🤣

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 7d

Spot on. Sure, the government can spend 10's of billions bailing the farmers out this year. But what about next year and the year after?

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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 7d

We are into an exhausting decade of trying to tell them. Oh well. Better late than never.

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