Goomba
@buckisahero.bsky.social
We’re the lowest ranking minions of Bowser
You know what? I’m gonna say who it is. It’s Professor Frankly.
A Goomba likes feet
January 30, 2026 at 1:39 PM
You know what? I’m gonna say who it is. It’s Professor Frankly.
Goomba footjob’s do not go crazy.
January 24, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Goomba footjob’s do not go crazy.
Goomba blowjobs go crazy
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Goomba blowjobs go crazy
A Goomba likes feet
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 PM
A Goomba likes feet
Goomba’s should be appreciated more…
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Goomba’s should be appreciated more…
We hope we can find king Goomba one day… He’s still missing to this day…
January 13, 2026 at 1:45 PM
We hope we can find king Goomba one day… He’s still missing to this day…
THIS IS NOT A GOOMBA! THIS IS AN ABOMINATION! DO NOT BELIEVE THE LIES!
January 12, 2026 at 12:55 PM
THIS IS NOT A GOOMBA! THIS IS AN ABOMINATION! DO NOT BELIEVE THE LIES!
WHY DOES PEOPLE KEEP BRINGING UP PISS WHEN TALKING TO US?! HOW WE ARE ASSOCIATED WITH PISS?!
January 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
WHY DOES PEOPLE KEEP BRINGING UP PISS WHEN TALKING TO US?! HOW WE ARE ASSOCIATED WITH PISS?!
SOMEONE HELP BUCK! THEY’RE TRYING T-
January 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
SOMEONE HELP BUCK! THEY’RE TRYING T-
Buck feels like something will happen to him soon…,
January 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Buck feels like something will happen to him soon…,
FUCK! NOW EVERYONE KNOW’S BUCK’S SECRET!
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
FUCK! NOW EVERYONE KNOW’S BUCK’S SECRET!
Buck just shat himself
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Buck just shat himself
Oh fuck… Buck is constipated
September 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Oh fuck… Buck is constipated
Buck is so fucking horny right now
August 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Buck is so fucking horny right now
Don’t forget
I’m with you in the Buck.
I’m with you in the Buck.
August 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Don’t forget
I’m with you in the Buck.
I’m with you in the Buck.
A true hero is here…
August 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A true hero is here…