Goomba
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We’re the lowest ranking minions of Bowser
I was just stating facts
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I was just stating facts
Not going to tell you who he is.
January 19, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Not going to tell you who he is.
Because they’re very involved in this Gooble saga
January 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Because they’re very involved in this Gooble saga
I don’t know why he said peanut butter. But for years goombas call it “The Bald Man incident”
January 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I don’t know why he said peanut butter. But for years goombas call it “The Bald Man incident”
A man grabbed him, said some things about peanut butter, and then disappeared with him…
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
A man grabbed him, said some things about peanut butter, and then disappeared with him…
Don’t twerk.
I don’t want to sing Goomba got back
I don’t want to sing Goomba got back
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Don’t twerk.
I don’t want to sing Goomba got back
I don’t want to sing Goomba got back
What the hell are you doing
January 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
What the hell are you doing