February's Warlock
@bucolicgoof.bsky.social
Josh. Librarian, lazy hedonist. Adorer of ephemera.
let's see what people are talking about in the "Heavy Rain and Thunder Sounds for Sleeping" live chat on YouTube
December 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
let's see what people are talking about in the "Heavy Rain and Thunder Sounds for Sleeping" live chat on YouTube
oddly enough, all three of these kids are now lawyers
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
oddly enough, all three of these kids are now lawyers
in a daring midnight heist I have stolen an extremely powerful artifact: the gun that shot J.R.
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
in a daring midnight heist I have stolen an extremely powerful artifact: the gun that shot J.R.
10/10 IMDb reviews clearly written by someone connected to the production are very funny to me
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
10/10 IMDb reviews clearly written by someone connected to the production are very funny to me
Hi Pal, have a piece of gum.
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Hi Pal, have a piece of gum.
Beavis is a Metallica freak.
While he was headbanging, his brain apparently turned into
a milkshake from Burger World.
That's why his head is so cool.
(According to Butt-Head)
While he was headbanging, his brain apparently turned into
a milkshake from Burger World.
That's why his head is so cool.
(According to Butt-Head)
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Beavis is a Metallica freak.
While he was headbanging, his brain apparently turned into
a milkshake from Burger World.
That's why his head is so cool.
(According to Butt-Head)
While he was headbanging, his brain apparently turned into
a milkshake from Burger World.
That's why his head is so cool.
(According to Butt-Head)
Butt-head's head is filled with nothing but AC/DC, women, and crap.
I'd like to blow it up with a powerful M-80 firecracker sometime.
Then maybe a woman covered in crap would come out.
Heh, heh. (Beavis speaking)
I'd like to blow it up with a powerful M-80 firecracker sometime.
Then maybe a woman covered in crap would come out.
Heh, heh. (Beavis speaking)
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Butt-head's head is filled with nothing but AC/DC, women, and crap.
I'd like to blow it up with a powerful M-80 firecracker sometime.
Then maybe a woman covered in crap would come out.
Heh, heh. (Beavis speaking)
I'd like to blow it up with a powerful M-80 firecracker sometime.
Then maybe a woman covered in crap would come out.
Heh, heh. (Beavis speaking)
I don't see the problem
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I don't see the problem
it is extremely funny in a lame sort of way that my health insurer keeps sending me email after email trying to coax me into signing up for a wellness tracker app they own and operate
never had a robber ask me to give them the bullets and the gun before
never had a robber ask me to give them the bullets and the gun before
December 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
it is extremely funny in a lame sort of way that my health insurer keeps sending me email after email trying to coax me into signing up for a wellness tracker app they own and operate
never had a robber ask me to give them the bullets and the gun before
never had a robber ask me to give them the bullets and the gun before
"ya", "yea", and "yeah" are not homophones, damn it
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"ya", "yea", and "yeah" are not homophones, damn it
oh good lord I just learned that Street Poet Ray had a 1-900 number
there is no bottom to the well of 90s Marvel boondoggles
there is no bottom to the well of 90s Marvel boondoggles
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
oh good lord I just learned that Street Poet Ray had a 1-900 number
there is no bottom to the well of 90s Marvel boondoggles
there is no bottom to the well of 90s Marvel boondoggles
@jonkimball.bsky.social this just popped up on a subreddit I follow and I thought you'd get a huge kick out of it : youtu.be/XBVp-7HP_KY?...
1992 UNC Chapel HIll Orientation Program VHS
YouTube video by Helical Archive
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
@jonkimball.bsky.social this just popped up on a subreddit I follow and I thought you'd get a huge kick out of it : youtu.be/XBVp-7HP_KY?...
BURGER KING SHOULD MIND ITS OWN BUSINESS
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
BURGER KING SHOULD MIND ITS OWN BUSINESS
I have had the phrase "dem bugziz" in my head for like two weeks now and lo and behold, my hunch was correct: it's from Ed Emberley's Big Purple Drawing Book
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I have had the phrase "dem bugziz" in my head for like two weeks now and lo and behold, my hunch was correct: it's from Ed Emberley's Big Purple Drawing Book
to catch a predator dot fandom dot wiki
and
a peculiar use of the word "affectionately"
and
a peculiar use of the word "affectionately"
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
to catch a predator dot fandom dot wiki
and
a peculiar use of the word "affectionately"
and
a peculiar use of the word "affectionately"
Your order is on the way*!
*a shipping label was created six days ago
*a shipping label was created six days ago
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Your order is on the way*!
*a shipping label was created six days ago
*a shipping label was created six days ago
the child is attempting to purchase a copy of the website www.sniff.com at Online SOFTWARE for his dog
SNIFF (snifferific) www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9It...
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
the child is attempting to purchase a copy of the website www.sniff.com at Online SOFTWARE for his dog
SNIFF (snifferific) www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9It...
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
SNIFF (snifferific) www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9It...
Reposted by February's Warlock
"NEVER LETTING GO" https://bonequest.com/9759
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"NEVER LETTING GO" https://bonequest.com/9759
Hell yeah.
A BOOK IS NOT O̲L̲D̲ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT!
Rent-More Book Jacket Co. speaks to my soul.
Rent-More Book Jacket Co. speaks to my soul.
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hell yeah.
they call me helpful worm
good morning how are you i'm helpful worm
good morning how are you i'm helpful worm
B491.4
Helpful worm.
Helpful worm.
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 AM
they call me helpful worm
good morning how are you i'm helpful worm
good morning how are you i'm helpful worm
Dick Vitale is short for Dickjamin Vitality
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Dick Vitale is short for Dickjamin Vitality
I will never stop giggling at this
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I will never stop giggling at this
hell yeah, dude
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
hell yeah, dude