The measuring tool didn’t do tenths of an inch.

You’d need half a dozen guys to drag Fangio out of the Eagles coaching box before he gives up that defensive roster.

Every waking moment they walk this earth should be lived in fear of rotting in prison.

This is nonviolent. What’s the civil penalty for throwing trash in the street?

I’ll gladly pay the fine for anyone who gets a ticket from their local DOT for shit like this.