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Anthony
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Shitposting about Marxism, movies, and the Buffalo Bills
I have a compromise for turkey trotters: If you insist on doing your bullshit on public roads, each car gets to run one of you over as a freebie.

You want to ruin my thanksgiving plans? Congrats, now no one gets turkey.
Listen, I’m not totally against Turkey Trots. Everyone’s into their own sick, twisted shit.

However, I *am* against shutting down Delaware Ave from Kenmore to Niagara Square — effectively cutting the entire city of Buffalo in half on a major holiday — just so you can run your vanity 5k.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Listen, I’m not totally against Turkey Trots. Everyone’s into their own sick, twisted shit.

However, I *am* against shutting down Delaware Ave from Kenmore to Niagara Square — effectively cutting the entire city of Buffalo in half on a major holiday — just so you can run your vanity 5k.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
At some point you’ve gotta have some dignity, man.
The Bills have signed 2016 first-round pick DE Shaq Lawson to the practice squad and released DE Andre Jones Jr. in a corresponding move.
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“I waited three and a half years. Brown man did it in one week.”
Laura Loomer is not taking it well
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Loomer is pissed she had to bounce on Trump’s decrepit dick for a year and Mamdani enchanted him with nothing but dimples and a shared love of show tunes.
Laura Loomer is not taking it well
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Zohran: “… and that’s why I think socialism is the best way to fulfill our promise to make life more affordable for everyday Americans.”

Trump, blushing: “You mind if I call you Bubba?”
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Trump’s gonna start his next meeting with “You know, Zohran mentioned something really interesting earlier…”

And Stephen Miller is gonna 25th amendment his ass by midnight.
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
BREAKING: Joe Brady steps down as Bills OC; enters rehab program for mesh addiction.
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
If Joe Brady gets fired today, it won’t be for his unimaginative and predictable playcalling. It’ll be for nearly getting Josh Allen killed on primetime TV.

You can suck shit and keep your job, but you can’t threaten Terry Pegula’s meal ticket.
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’m convinced Sean McDermott would commit seppuku before changing his defensive scheme so not sure we’re going to see this happen unless he gets fired.
They need to retool their positional archetypes at several positions & alter their defensive identity/philosophy
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Turns out that conversation needed to happen mid-way through the 2nd quarter.
The Bills OL have managed to fly under the radar compared to all the other problems, but we might need to have a conversation very, very soon.
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Me, a minor ball-knower, joking: “Haha why don’t teams just run mesh every play?”

Joe Brady, pensively stroking his pube goatee: “Yeah… what if?”
mesh is such a load bearing piece of my football ideology. it brings me physical pain to see my football team abuse it like this
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The hook and ladder was cool but Joe Brady also called a screen to Dawson Knox like 3 plays earlier, that drive was doomed from the start unfortunately.
if they waste the hook and ladder i’ll die
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Even Joe Brady’s trick plays are Mesh.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Media: “Where’s Joe Brady? He was supposed to do a post-game press conference.”

Joe Brady in the coach’s box:
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Media: “Where’s Joe Brady? He was supposed to do a post-game press conference.”

Joe Brady in the coach’s box:
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Texans D-line taking turns putting Josh Allen on his ass.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The Bills OL have managed to fly under the radar compared to all the other problems, but we might need to have a conversation very, very soon.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We’re in a slop fight with the Davis Mills-led Texans. Cole Bishop is our best defensive player. Josh Allen is just out here doing whatever. Tough times for the Buffalo Bills.
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
SEAN YOUR DEFENSE IS LOSING TO DAVIS MILLS. YOU’RE GETTING COOKED BY A GIRAFFE WITH NO ARM.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
RAY DAVIS
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Turns out the Bills offense can’t tackle either.
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM