ever notice how that's something you only hear from adults, never teenagers? makes you think

if I were in that position, it'd be the first thing on my mind when accounts of him being an absolute creep make their way to me

"no you see, this child has already begun puberty so that's totally diff—

I'm no expert in school administration but "this guy's elective class is almost all-male because few girls sign up for it and a conspicuous amount of the ones who do end up transferring out" should be a bit of a red flag or something to file in your mental folder of "might be important later"

the text messages this 40+ year old man sent to a 15 year old girl were so blatantly self-incriminating I bet a couple direct questions point-blank would've been enough to get him to tell on himself

when they had to officially inform the student body and parents I remember it began with something like "we are shocked to learn" and I was like, no you're not! Could've easily been sussed with just a simple investigation

big badonkadonk big bahonkahonker

I used to think about it as "sports fan brain" but here's the thing:

Sports fans are *allowed* to rage at their team when they're on a losing streak and making really stupid management decisions.

yippee!!!!!!!!

realizing when it comes to Spanish teachers I'm 2 for 3 in regards to White Latin@ stereotypes (freshman year Cuban lady derailed a lesson to rant about how Castro ruined Cuba)

beaked-up cheeked-up

the people demand beaked up goddesses