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Buford Lunchbox
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The “NFL is rigged for the Chiefs!” weirdos stumbling through this season trying to pin down the updated “conspiracy” is like a watered down preview of what the maga clowns are going to sound like when their king finally kicks it
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Pulled up his IMDB page and learned about Normal for the first time. Not sure how sustainable the “Bob Odenkirk: Action Hero” thing is long term, but that trailer has me absolutely in on this one
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Your second point reminds me I need to do my yearly rewatch of Free Fire. The way he says “protection from infection” will never leave my brain
January 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
If the Texans win the Super Bowl, does the White House ban Al-Shaair from attending the team visit or do they wheel out Noem and all her clowns to arrest him in front of trump
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Wild to be able to honestly say “it was better when Jason Whitlock was here” about anything
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
KC Star used to be a great paper back in the day, now their target audience is boomers who have forgotten to cancel their existing subscription, spreading watered-down ideas they occasionally gas up with controversial-sounding headlines
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
My daughter performed a flawless, confident rollover weeks ahead of schedule, couldn’t tell me shit that day. Then she didn’t roll over a single time for the next six weeks because she’s a stubborn little goblin. This age is wild
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 AM
He wants to run from any talk of Epstein, tie everything he wants to Epstein
January 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
“Trump seeks to purchase new island to replace his best friend’s seized child-fucking island”
January 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
That album is the definition of immaculate vibes
January 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
“Horse power. Horse power? All this Polo on, Ernie, I got horse power”
January 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Hearing Chuck do the Big Sean verse would also be incredible, tbh
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Now if Lane wants to dip his toe in the sovereign citizen business, that could put him back in the lead. Imagine the instagram posts…
January 2, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Closest active option for sure, but for the 2000s in general I would like to nominate the 2005 Packers. They have a good claim with just Favre, Rodgers, and Najeh Davenport…then KGB puts them over the top
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Mahomes leading the Chiefs to a sweep of all 4 2024 Super Bowls should end the GOAT debate right there, never saw Brady do that
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If Gosling is still considered more serious than comedic, than either of these guys work
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM