Buford Lunchbox
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Buford Lunchbox
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Español Bronson
January 7, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
How much money would it take to get Charles Barkley to record himself rapping the 2 Chainz verse on “Mercy”? I think this would heal a lot of things in the world
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Every billionaire could do this and not even notice that amount is missing. The fact that they don’t should be seen as the kind of moral failure that gets thrown in their face daily and aggressively until they are scared to be seen in public
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
She looks like she installed remote control eyebrows and someone is sitting on the clicker
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. It is overwhelmingly clear at this point that the Republican Party has sold its soul to protect a child rapist, led by wealthy ghouls who will never have enough.

There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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It's exploding whale of Florence, Oregon day! Everybody shout hooray!

youtu.be/V6CLumsir34
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
YouTube video by KATU News
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November 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
When do you think was the last time this fucking traitor had a real conversation with someone who relied on SNAP, or was buried under medical debt, or lived paycheck-to-paycheck? Months? Years? He represents no one except those who have bought him
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Pizza Hut selling pigeon wings, yeah buddy that’s a recession indicator
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Evil people, evil system. Abolish it all
Tremane Wood is currently on death row, despite his older brother admitting to killing victim Ronnie Wipf in 2002.

Next week, he will have the chance to make his case for mercy.

Oklahoma's attorney general is fighting to ensure his death anyway.
His Brother Admitted To A Murder. He Is Set To Be Executed For It.
Next week, Tremane Wood will have the chance to make his case for mercy. Oklahoma's attorney general is fighting to ensure his death.
www.huffpost.com
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
That anonymous source with the modulated voice sure speaks with a cadence very similar to Nick Wright, who is a former show guest and huge into poker
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Per ESPN, the Giants trust a man named Dr. Rodeo to determine if their QB scrambled his brain. Is this the worst/funniest combo of name and situation for a doctor?
Having a baby delivered by Dr. Fumble? Going to a Dr. Pepper to treat kidney stones? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“No more money for cancer research, Bobby wants it all redirected towards collecting and studying teen jizz”
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Read through the screenshots then clicked the article link to see what else was in this insane Mike Pence profile. Legitimately shocked to find it was not about him
happy tenth anniversary to the mother’s food must be hot story, which immediately gave me severe brain damage upon reading www.jezebel.com/restaurant-c...
October 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you.

They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
July 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If you thought the grocery situation was bad already, those fuckers at Aldi sold me a hollow onion today
September 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Congrats to everyone who helped elect President Wiggum
donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate
September 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
At a little brewery taproom, Sweet Caroline just started over the speakers and the lady who brought her dog in a stroller is doing everything she can to keep her excitement under control but she looks like a video game character powering up…bout to hear some bum bum bums
September 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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“Meta has used back-to-school pictures of schoolgirls to advertise one of its social media platforms to a 37-year-old man, in a move parents described as “outrageous” and “upsetting.”

Meta has 100% stopped even *pretending* not to be astoundingly evil.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Parents outraged as Meta uses photos of schoolgirls in ads targeting man
Exclusive: Instagram pictures of girls as young as 13 were posted to promote Threads site ‘as bait’, campaigner says
www.theguardian.com
September 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Unholy color for food. Only Play Doh and wet paint should exist in that shade of green
BAJA BLAST PIE COMING TO TACO BELL IN NOVEMBER
September 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Got served this ad on the other side. Someone paid money to make this important message could reach the masses
September 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The “pro-life” party
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM