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Walmart "associate" asked who I was -- In a brilliant display of grandeur, we begun his decomposition. a delight benign betwixt amiss the aisles. Not every bluevest can be trusted. A cautionary tale
June 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Walmart "associate" asked who I was -- In a brilliant display of grandeur, we begun his decomposition. a delight benign betwixt amiss the aisles. Not every bluevest can be trusted. A cautionary tale
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Creating a new type of salad dressing called Earl dressing thats magenta and tastes really bad
May 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Creating a new type of salad dressing called Earl dressing thats magenta and tastes really bad
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I will clone myself a hundreds of times so that I can perform the Earl flashmob
May 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I will clone myself a hundreds of times so that I can perform the Earl flashmob
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i heard congress passed a new Boogers law
May 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i heard congress passed a new Boogers law
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Put me down like a dog If I ever start one of those YouTube channels where I’m building crazy ass houses out of sticks and mud and other types of forest glop
January 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Put me down like a dog If I ever start one of those YouTube channels where I’m building crazy ass houses out of sticks and mud and other types of forest glop
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if tails flies around using his tails then they should start calling me "Penises"
January 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
if tails flies around using his tails then they should start calling me "Penises"
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everyone talking about the big red button that activates the missiles but nobody is talking about the big green button that activates the boogers
January 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
everyone talking about the big red button that activates the missiles but nobody is talking about the big green button that activates the boogers
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me watching youtube shorts: a ha ha!!!! sorting algorithms are so intriguing!!!!!!!!
my punk rock dog: i fucking hate institutions
my punk rock dog: i fucking hate institutions
January 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
me watching youtube shorts: a ha ha!!!! sorting algorithms are so intriguing!!!!!!!!
my punk rock dog: i fucking hate institutions
my punk rock dog: i fucking hate institutions
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i played peggle in real life by firing metal balls at people on the sidewalk and demolishing their sternums
January 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i played peggle in real life by firing metal balls at people on the sidewalk and demolishing their sternums
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Starting a brand of wine called earls wine flavored wine
The Tagline at the end of every commercial: watergate was some crazy shit, right guys?
The Tagline at the end of every commercial: watergate was some crazy shit, right guys?
January 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Starting a brand of wine called earls wine flavored wine
The Tagline at the end of every commercial: watergate was some crazy shit, right guys?
The Tagline at the end of every commercial: watergate was some crazy shit, right guys?
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I tried to construct a robot that would help humanity flourish but it somehow learned how to feel rage and kicked a little boy named Colby into the air so hard that he blasted the fuck off like team rocket
January 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I tried to construct a robot that would help humanity flourish but it somehow learned how to feel rage and kicked a little boy named Colby into the air so hard that he blasted the fuck off like team rocket
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I tried to get a slurpee without paying and the cashier pressed the button that releases the humongous spider
January 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I tried to get a slurpee without paying and the cashier pressed the button that releases the humongous spider
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i like that one Lil Uzi Vert song that goes Wa Wa, Wa Wawawawawawa Wa Wa
January 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i like that one Lil Uzi Vert song that goes Wa Wa, Wa Wawawawawawa Wa Wa
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this is my first time so dont make fun of me. please dont make fun of me guys. Ok thanks guys
January 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
this is my first time so dont make fun of me. please dont make fun of me guys. Ok thanks guys
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i have five dads, one for each element that holds this universe together
January 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i have five dads, one for each element that holds this universe together
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I had a vision that the sun opened like a door and out of the sun shaped passageway spilt a million zillion video games cartridges, a wellspring of gaming potential
January 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I had a vision that the sun opened like a door and out of the sun shaped passageway spilt a million zillion video games cartridges, a wellspring of gaming potential
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*hits big red “reverse Donald Trump’s gravity” button so that he falls into the sky* aha ha ha 😈
January 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
*hits big red “reverse Donald Trump’s gravity” button so that he falls into the sky* aha ha ha 😈
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Among all off brand cola’s there is a final secret one that you can only access at the supermarket via a top secret code and it’s called Professor Poub
January 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Among all off brand cola’s there is a final secret one that you can only access at the supermarket via a top secret code and it’s called Professor Poub
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if I was in JoJo my stand would be RuPaul and instead of punching or stopping time she would “spill” the “tea” and “snatch” the “wig” if you know what I mean
January 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
if I was in JoJo my stand would be RuPaul and instead of punching or stopping time she would “spill” the “tea” and “snatch” the “wig” if you know what I mean
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Just bought a book full of iconic and humorous quotes from the CrazyRussianHacker
January 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just bought a book full of iconic and humorous quotes from the CrazyRussianHacker
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Yo mama so bird that she lay eggs and flies
December 31, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Yo mama so bird that she lay eggs and flies
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I was watching the X factor and Simon cowell just opened his mouth and inhaled the child singer like Kirby
December 27, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I was watching the X factor and Simon cowell just opened his mouth and inhaled the child singer like Kirby